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May 5, 2017

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

It’s that time of the year again where our hard work has paid off and we’ve actually gone ahead of our confessional list, and now we don’t have any confessions waiting to be heard! We at the bordello desire to do what we do best – and that is to serve your dirtiest secrets. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

We are waiting. 😈

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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April 30, 2017

Giovanni and Niccolo’s birthday (May 3) is coming up soon! If you have any birthday-related confessions, please submit them now.

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April 30, 2017

Saluti a tutti! We have gathered a very small feedback survey for you, our dearest patrons, to see what you want more from our little bordello. We promise it’ll only take a little of your time – even less than Ezio’s little bedroom escapades – to fill up. 😉

So, please, take the time to answer our survey. It’ll close on May 21, 2017 at 12MN (PST/UTC−07:00).

Molte grazie! ♥

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Friendly reminder that we are a *dirty*, *sexual* blog first and foremost (ʘ‿ʘ ✿)

April 30, 2017

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

During the past few days, we admins have been a little worried by some messages (a few of them submitted as confessions even) we’ve been getting from a few anons. We also noticed, while reading the results of certain polls in our poll account, that we also get some very concerning complaints on there about how people’s head-canons for certain characters.

We also noticed that other dirty confessional blogs–heck even our affiliate, @dirtybiowareconfessions​–hardly get these kinds of problems. Said problem being how we and a lot of patrons accept, post, reblog, etc. dirty and sexual things–given the obvious nature of this blog. Somehow this causes others to become uncomfortable and thus send us vague messages about their complaint or even worse, start “vague-blogging” about it.

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Please remember that we are already doing our best to compromise on this blog, to give everyone the most content as possible while still remaining to our core of being a dirty secrets blog.

Once we start getting requests of adding on other things, or someone “vague-blogging” their complaint about how others view characters in a sexual way, it starts to become overwhelming.

Just because the general populace here views characters sexually, doesn’t mean that they don’t view them to be sweet and fluffy as well. You can have both!

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Obviously, due to the dirty topic of this blog, sexual fantasies, head-canons, etc. will be emphasized all the time. We are a dirty secrets blog first and foremost, and will always be. Any requests to be more than that will just veer the blog off-topic.

If this makes you uncomfortable, then we’re sorry to say, but perhaps you are better off following a different blog. In fact, the following are always open to accepting fluffy confessions:

Assassin’s Creed Confessions
Assassin’s Creed Imagines
Assassin’s Creed Scenarios

In fact, any of these blogs will be more than happy to have someone help them out with editing and publishing fluffy confessions! So instead of complaining, why not do something to alleviate those problems? You get your fluffy confessions posted, and these blogs get more of them, which makes both you and them happy. A win-win situation all around!

This helps to foster camaraderie with other AC communities, as well as lessening the work and burden on us admins. If you are not satisfied with what these blogs offer, then there is always the option to create your own community. A good example is the Dirty Jack the Ripper blog–heck, we even promoted them a while back! If you make a fluffy AC blog, we will be more than happy to promote and even partner with you!!!!!!! 

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This is what happened to our former affiliate, Assassin’s Creed Sex-canons. A patron of ours took it in his hands to make a dirty head-canons blog. We stopped accepting dirty head-canon confessions a while back in order to lesson our workload and help grow that blog. We help each other out in the community instead of complaining, as it’s a win-win situation all around. The only reason why we even accept dirty head-canon confessions now is because that blog became inactive, and no one else is willing to step up and make a new one.

And when no one steps up, all the burden goes back to us, and we lose the essence of what @dirtyasscreedsecrets is really supposed to be about.

From the beginning, we have always been about looking out for our own and helping each other out in the AC Community–this includes not only helping our followers, but other AC blogs as well.

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So please, help your comrades out by doing your part to make our experience and everyone else’s an overall pleasant one! Contribute other blogs, make your own, etc.

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The less complaints we get about this, the better.

P L E A S E. (;_;)

Sincerely,

– Paola, Ezio, Claudia, Caterina, Rosa, Teodora, and Fiora.

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April 15, 2017

Lucrezia’s birthday (April 18) is coming up soon! If you have any birthday-related confessions, please submit them now.

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April 12, 2017

Leonardo’s birthday (April 15) is coming up soon! If you have any birthday-related confessions, please submit them now.

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April 12, 2017

A spontaneous little event for the fans of the DACS blog! 

If you’re intrigued simply add sylaiises on the PSN. You can also join the exclusive DACS club on Assassin’s Creed: Unity, if you want to!

I’d be honored to talk with a few patrons and get to know you, so feel free to send a request, I will accept happily with one condition!

Please drop a message in the DACS inbox or in my personal inbox (mllemarieantoine) with your blog. I will not accept anonymous messages or unannounced friend requests on the PSN ! ୧(⌣‿⌣”) ୨

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PSA

April 9, 2017

I will say this in the politest way possible: If you have a problem with a confession’s content, if you think the person who confessed it is “sick” or “twisted” individual, I implore you to UNFOLLOW this blog. You don’t like the confession? Simply scroll down.

Sending cowardly anonymous messages to the confessor will not be tolerated and I will block people if necessary.

@dirtyasscreedsecrets was formed to make it a safe haven for anyone to send us their fantasies as long as they don’t go against our rules. If you find yourself wanting to leave a comment to someone’s confession, judging them for being a “sick” and “twisted” individual, then have the common courtesy to leave instead of using the anonymous button to hide your identity.

Consider this my first and final warning.

~ Signora Paola

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Ask box is closed

April 3, 2017

To our valued patrons,

It is with regret that we have closed our ask box for the meantime. If you have created your own graphical edit of your own confession, you may submit to us via our Submit box. Confessions sent via our Fan Mail WILL NOT be accepted.

We do not have an estimate as to when the ask box shall be opened again, but please expect it in a week or so.

Grazie for your kind understanding,
~ Signora Paola (who is very stresssed at the moment, so she really asks for your understanding in this matter ;A;)