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A reminder (once again) about birthday confessions

June 25, 2017

We post birthday reminders three days before the character’s actual birthday to avoid people sending confessions on the day itself. Why? Because contrary to what you may think, I do not live in this bordello and I can only work on your confessions once a week (twice if I have more time on my hands).

I apologise if I sound testier than usual, but it frustrates me beyond belief when we get confessions about a character’s birthday on the day itself and I am compelled to work on them ASAP even when I do not simply have the time. This also applies to confessions about the submitter’s birthday. Please, please, please have the courtesy to send us your confessions days before your birthday if you want us to queue it in a timely manner.

TL;DR version: Any birthday-related confessions submitted on the day itself will be posted late. If you want us to post it on time, then please submit it at least 3 days before.

Grazie,
~ Signora Paola

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June 21, 2017

Ezio’s birthday (June 24) is coming up soon! If you have any birthday-related confessions, please submit them now.

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June 17, 2017

Aveline’s birthday (June 20) is coming up soon! If you have any birthday-related confessions, please submit them now.

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June 14, 2017

Juhani’s birthday (June 17) is coming up soon! If you have any birthday-related confessions, please submit them now.

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June 11, 2017

Violet’s birthday (June 14) is coming up soon! If you have any birthday-related confessions, please submit them now.

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How do you girls of the bordello feel about having a Sinful Day GIF with the thematic of a certain assassin? Like, position, eye contact, the way they would hold you. Have you ever considered this? Picking an assassin or two for a month and create a “Sinful sex mood board” for them? Because if yes, I’m willing to help 😏😏

May 31, 2017

Hello there! 

We appreciate this idea and it sounds quite awesome! Yet I (for my part) must admit that it wouldn’t be fitting to the blog. Our mission is to spread the love and appreciation of ALL AC-characters. Choosing one character for a whole month, creating content just for them, would not only drive patrons away but it would be boring and monotone.

With our Sinful Day GIF sets we want to enhance your fantasies. Everyone can imagine their favorite character and therefore have their own fun with this little ‘add-on’ from our blog 😏

It is a nice idea, yes. Maybe there are patrons who would love to have something like this, but it would be the best for all, if we keep the Sinful Day Gif sets how they are. Focusing on one single character isn’t what we aim for!

Best regard,

-Sister Teodora.


Hello, anon,

Personally, I think it’s a splendid idea! I understand what Sister Teodora meant, but I think it could be done without placing too much focus on one character. Perhaps it could be done not monthly, but, say – every two weeks. 

However, finding the right content for the “sinful sexy mood board” for every character would take a lot of time. If the template I create would have 8 sections, for example, that means that 8 unique images – whether static or animated – would have to be found. As in the case with editing your confessions, finding that “right image” always takes the most time. 😉 I’m not saying that you would have to do all the finding of the perfect images, but your help would be very much appreciated.

~ Signora Paola

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Attenzione!

May 29, 2017

Ciao a tutti!

Long time no see, cari… How have you all been?

The following tag lists have been updated for your viewing pleasure:

Please, do take your time to visit these tags and enjoy the content found there. 


As a reminder to all our new sinners, please make sure you read our rules before submitting anything. After that, make sure you out of FAQ for more specific questions and answers and, if you don’t find the answer you’re looking for, send it to us and we’ll gladly assist you. 

We have some new ideas and plans coming up soon as well as the results from our poll, so please be on the lookout for that. As always, thank you for the support!

Grazie mille, cari!
~Claudia

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May 20, 2017

To our valued patrons,

I have just updated our Porn Star Status tag and added several confessions that hit the magic 69+ note counts. Yes, the tag is littered with many Jacob confessions (what else can you expect from the King of Dirty Confessions™), but friendly reminder that the one confession that received the most number of notes (358!) is a Connor one followed closely by the Kenways-in-suits one, which is one of my personal favourites; I feel nostalgia every time I look at it because I made the edit when I was Sister Teodora. ;D

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola

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RE: Confessions w/ RL people

May 14, 2017

To our valued patrons,

We have updated our rules yet again, as we received an incredibly high number of confessions that either involve the AC actors or even cross over confessions with actors/musicians/etc not involved in the Assassin’s Creed franchise. We understand how sexual fantasies about our beloved Assassins and Templars could have progressed to real existing people (oh my!). Perhaps some of us has experienced this in some form and never ever would we blame nor judge you for this.

Before we matched our rule to its current form, it existed only for the Assassin’s Creed Actors:

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Now our rules looks like this:

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To put it simply: We won’t accept confessions that involve real people. If it involves a fictional character from a movie, a TV show, et al. then we would accept it. For example:

  • A threesome with Steve Rogers and Connor Kenway = 👍😎😏 YES GOOD GOD BLESS AMERICA

VS

  • A threesome with Chris Evans and Connor Kenway = 👎🙁😶 NOPE SORRY PLEASE COME AGAIN

We appreciate your attention to this matter and remind our rules we created for a comfy stay at La Rosa in Fiore.

Molte grazie e arrivederci!

The ladies of the La Rosa in Fiore.