‘Is it a crime that I’m in love with a captain, a major, and a commander? If so, then forgive me sisters for I have sinned. I dreamt a foursome with Shay Cormac, Kaidan Alenko (Mass Effect), and Cullen Rutherford (Dragon Age) and it was beautiful to mend these broken men together with my assistance as a woman.’
Confession [@jeweledfaith]
‘Can I just have a threesome with the sweet and bold batch of Irish cream Shay and the Sweeter then honey Canadian maple syrup Kaidan Alenko from Mass effect series. Each taking turns inserting themselves in my secret temple as I taste each of them.’
I want to wake up in between my two fellow husbondos Shay Cormac and Kaidan Alenko from Mass Effect 3. As fellow PTSD victims as well, we all took comfort with each other buy having a threesome together. Each take turns kissing me from behind me and the other thrusting me. And in the end we all felt at peace as we slept, even though I’ll barely walk the next day.
Garrus, you say? 8D
~ Signora Paola (who’s more of a Thane fan, but Garrus makes her all tingly – especially with that voice goddamn)