‘Politically Incorrect Confession of the Day: Maria Thorpe has definitely told Altaïr to “lick my Crusader pussy, you heathen” (exact words) when he goes down on her. It’s a very dirty form of encouragement.’
“I think modern day Altaïr and Maria would have sex to Gnar by Bassnectar or Talk To Me by Kill The Noise (sorry I just really love electronic music👌)”
Songs: [X] & [X]
Confessed by: blackheartsweater
“I want a four-way with Altaïr, Maria, and Malik. I want mouths, hands, skin, and moans, and falling asleep in a cuddle-pile after”.
‘I want to make love with Altair the same way he did with Maria on the tower.’
‘Brb gone to bounce on Altair’s dick -Maria’