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February 26, 2016

It was written by the lovely @madamretto! (‘∀’●)♡ I’m very certain she’s going to be so happy to hear your very kind words!

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola

Secluded Haystack

As a bisexual girl who likes twins, I can try to write smth about Evie for the Haystack, althought I’m not a talented writer and English is not my first language. You have been warned :D But you must tell me what kind of story do you want? How should it look like? You can tell me directly (I will keep your name secret) or you can tell it via our beloved blog (if ladies don’t mind :) ). I can’t promise the date neither, but I’ll try to do it ASAP. If you are interested, then mail me back (*^^*).

February 23, 2016

This is for the anon who sent us this message. ♥️

I personally am thinking of a sort of Evie companion piece to the one I just wrote. 😉

~ Signora Paola

Secluded Haystack

If mods do me a favor and post this :) To the anon, who’s afraid to post a smut about Jacob. FEAR NOT, my dear! <3 I personally find all fanfiction that is posted on the Haystack wonderful! I’m sure your drabble would be great! And I like to see who is the author, this makes me so proud of every each and one of you :) And I can personally shake your hand for the work well done! You fic will be worth appreciation, mon ami. I love your idea already, so don’t be afraid, please! I’ll be waiting! <3

February 23, 2016

You see, dearest anon? There’s no need to be afraid! We will be here cheering for you and your work~

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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Can I just say THANK YOU to the anon who wrote that vampire confession? Ah, I wish I knew who you are, dear, in order to hug you <3 What a great fantasy! And I even think about writing a drabble regarding this confession. Don’t know whether I will submit it here or not, cause writing big English stories is hell for me :D But nevertheless if you don’t mind I will gladly do it! You gave me inspiration, mon ami :) You shouldn’t be ashamed to post such a good confession non-anonymously next time! ;)

February 20, 2016

Just imagine vampiric Frye twins stalking the rooftops at night to find their next meal~

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~ Signora Paola (who would make a fanart of this if she had the time)

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February 11, 2016

I couldn’t have put it better myself. Grazie for your motivational message, @madamretto!

~ Signora Paola

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February 10, 2016

As someone who has listened to a plethora of BL audio dramas (the really explicit kind even) I can assure you that even with that kind of ‘experience’ under my belt I still found myself wanting to take a very cold shower after listening to that.

~ Signora Paola (who needs to go confess her own sins again)

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Is anybody else excited about the podcast with Paul Amos or is it just me? :D From what I have seen he must speak about “good horse” stuff and maybe about this exact blog! OMG, I can’t wait! (≧◡≦)

February 8, 2016

Oh, yes, I am excited as well, but I’m also a little nervous. That Unforgettable Week™ is still imprinted on my mind, frankly. I think I may need to start checking up on my fangirl survival kit* just in case.

~ Signora Paola

(* consists of a pitcher of ice cold water, a bar of dark chocolate, a Venti-sized coffee, a huge pillow to shriek into and possibly a box of tissues)

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Oh, ladies, what have you done? You made to write a confession, again! (I think I wrote 11 already *coughs*). The thought of Jacob and his cane used on him is just too much for me. I had to write it. Sorry if it’s too long, but I couldn’t stop, it was very tempting. Can’t wait for it to be published. I didn’t put a picture because I know you will find the one that is perfect for this confession. Love it when you answer these dirty asks in such details :] *send a lot of love* <3

February 7, 2016
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I actually had to research a bit on how to give a proper sensual caning. You know, for science.

That said, it’s gonna take a while before your confession appears, though. It seems that every time the queue goes below 100 entries it gets filled up again a few days later. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

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I will be very greatful if our ladies post this. I just wanted to say thank you, anon, who asked for bottom Jacob. You inspired me to make and submit two confessions about RothFrye. I want to dedicate them to you, dear anon! I hope you will like them :) And all RothFrye shippers out there as well ;) This blog is my favorite distraction and inspiration! Can’t stop refreshing the page, waiting for updates.

February 5, 2016
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There are a couple more bottom!Jacob confessions in our queue (including one very interesting threesome involving Jacob being sandwiched between two male Assassins oh my), but we certainly wouldn’t mind adding more (and the more variety the better 8D)

~ Signora Paola (who’s incidentally now imagining Jacob as Tuxedo Mask thanks to that gif)

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I hope you’ll publish this because I must say it. This drabble was something! I was holding my breath while reading this. I like that it was about Jacob and that you can imagine yourself being with him. It’s a shame that anon is so shy because I’d love to shake her hand! Seriously, it was such a wonderful story! I wish I could write smth sweet and beautiful like that. Please, you should give us more. I’ll gladly read this. And thank you, ladies, you’ve never stopped to amaze me with your ideas!

February 2, 2016
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I’m very happy to hear that you like it, my friend! And I’m sure that the anonimo who submitted it would be very much pleased to hear your positive feedback. 😀

Again, I’m encouraging everyone to submit their own extended confessions. <3

~ Signora Paola (who would likely submit her own too ;D)