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April 5, 2019

happy birthday.

not a confession but I just had to share this charming picture of our beloved birthday boy with you, dear sisters.

i see paris,

i see france,

i see connor’s underpants.

(again, I’m sorry iťs not a confession but I felt like this is the perfect blog for sharing such a spicy pic. thank you for keeping this place alive<3)

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I agree with Haytham. That is indeed a poor choice…. of underwear. Here at La Rosa in Fiore, we prefer it when our Assassins and Templars go commando~

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I know it’s pretty much a universal belief in the fandom that Arno has the best-looking ass, but I honestly think Connor is a serious contender. Just look at his entire musculature

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That Dorito-shaped body is reminiscent of Captain America himself. I daresay they have the same bubble-looking butt~

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(And yes, I deliberately made this all about Connor’s ass because I am disappointed we don’t get to see more from that upskirt shot of his 😤)

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

I feel so out of place on this confession blog. I keep seeing this swanky, saucy fantasies and I’m just over here like “IMMA GET ME A BARREL OF LUBE AND FUCKIN’ GANG BANG ALL THOSE BOYS MMMMM GOOD SHIT GOOD TIME”

May 4, 2016

[Anon r u my friend in real life because you sound like someone I know way back in high school who would say those exact same words, OMG]

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Sometimes I feel that way, too. Some days I just wanna do a Sinday Sunday confession where IMMA GO GET ME SUM FAT-AZZ SAUSAGES UP IN DIS BIZ AND HAVE A GOOD TIME, MMMHMMMMM YEA LICK IT GOOD GURL, YEA TWERK ON IT GURL TWERK IIIIITTT OUUUTTTT

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(I have a current admin confessional in the works about hot dogs…La Festa Italiana is to blame)

Dirty Reblogs

April 26, 2016

[insert Desmond penis joke here]

Dirty Reblogs

January 27, 2013

kaninchen-sovereign:

haytham-senpai:

This just happened on my dash.

All that’s missing is Connor tho

HE HAS A TINY PEE PEE

Sorry, but I can’t help but reblog this. It’s relevant to this blog, alright?