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October 31, 2016

Ti ringrazio tanto, @leisurelywasting! We very much appreciate and are really grateful to our patrons who take their time to read our FAQ and rules. We may be the keepers of this bordello, but we also need your assistance to keep it running in tip-top shape, like a well-oiled ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  machine. 😉

Much love,
~ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore

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I just recently went through a life altering experience that’s put me in a negative emotional spiral, and I visit this blog and it always puts me in a better mood to continue writing my Ezio Brotherhood drabble and to continue trying my best for me.

May 22, 2016
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If there is anything more we can do to keep your spirits up, then we are always here to hear you out, my friend. I think people who belittle fandoms as “childish things” do not understand how having to share your passions and the overall sense of community can help someone through their darkest moments. Heck, I believe plenty of us here would say that we’ve met wonderful people who became our closest friends through this fandom.

And we are eagerly waiting for your Ezio drabble! If you need anything, we are here to help out. ♥

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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Your blog was actually a suggestion in my feed and by God, I love that I tapped on it. I was wondering how each of the assassins would bathe with someone? What would ensue~?

March 8, 2016

We used all possible options of taking a bath (lake, bathtub, pool etc.)


Desmond: Would prefer a public pool, but not the public, public kind, but maybe the whirlpool. Some alone time, cheeky flirting – the other stuff will follow at home.
Altair: A small oasis, somewhere in the unknown desert. Would surprisingly be a little romantic with sweet love making under the stars.
Ezio: Bathtub. His famous bathtub scene was just too good for this world. Like Desmond, the other stuff will follow later on in his bed.
Connor: Down in the harbour of Davenport, the Aquila’s captain cabin will be the place for the fun~
Aveline: She literally calls for an adventure in the bathtub.
Edward: A little swimming competition in Nassau, before he lures you under deck.
Adéwalé: Would let you and your bath prepared and surprises you with rough, yet sweet love making.
Arno: The bathtub in his room is screaming for some wild action that splatters the floor with water!
Shay: Bathing in a small vowel, keeping you close – he’d be the snuggling type with passionate love making in his cabin!
Haytham: Would prepare a bath for you and him in the Green Dragon Tavern, forcing you to keep it quite, while he fingers you.
Shao Jun: Would give you a special treatment with her skills, she had as a concubine. Those, she would use, after the bath as well.
Arbaaz: The bath smells wonderful thanks to the spices he added, it would be a little bit inspired by the milk baths of Cleopatra and the room would be filled with your pleasures screams of lust and joy.
Evie: She would be a little bit flustered, doesn’t really know what to do, so you have to support and assure her a little bit. Sweet, innocent love making afterwards.
Jacob: Would visit a public bathhouse with you, hides there, after it closes its doors and would fuck you roughly while the moon glimmers on the waterskin.

-Sister Teodora.


Desmond: the kind of guy that would sneak in the shower, massage your shoulders and the get busy with you.
Altair: would probably bathe in the bureau in a large washbasin filled with oils and whatnot. You would join and he would complain at all, he would kiss you tenderly and make love to you.
Ezio: he would bath at the sanctuary or the public baths at late night. In both cases he would invite you to join him and he would take very good care of you by taking right there and then.
Connor: being the nature lover he is, the river and lake would be his preferred bathing sites, specially waterfalls. He might even surprise once in awhile by sneaking when you’re taking your bath, hugging from behind, whispering dirty things to you and taking you under the beating waterfall.
Aveline: since she was raised as a proper lady, she would run bath in her room and relax there, that is until you join her and aid her get clean, or dirty, you decide.
Edward: would probably find an island with a small river to take baths and taking you with him. The long make out sessions in the water, the way his hands would roam your wet skin, well let’s hope you can hold your breath for a while.
Adéwalé: much like a captain, he would retire to his cabin by the end of the day and prepare a bath to ease the tensions his body might have. You can join him, massage his taut muscles and drive him mad with pleasure.
Arno: would prefer to bathe in the Café Théâtre with you in the tub already waiting for him. He would strip for you and then get in to make sure you clean yourself everywhere.
Shay: would keep you very close to him in the washbasin in his cabin. He would relax with you, soothe your body with kisses and then get busy with you making quite a splash.
Haytham: Mr. Kenway has a love for spontaneous acts, so he would surprise you while you bathe and seduce you into perdition. He would help you bathe and kiss you and, ultimately, take you.
Shao Jun: since she was raised to be a concubine, her skills to make you feel good are well known to her. She would run a bath for both of you, massage oils on your skin, sing softly while doing so, then her touches would get more sensual until you can take it and you both fall prey to lust and desire.
Arbaaz: a connoisseur of spices, flowers and scents, he would prepare the ultimate bathing experience for you and enjoy the way to seem to relax in the water. He would slip in and touch you sensually, causing you to lose control over your actions and take him there.
Evie: would love to have her lover play with her hair and help her wash it, you would get in with her and help her until she decided she wanted help for something else, and well, you can deny Miss Frye, can you now?
Jacob: he and you would probably sneak in one of the rich people’s Turkish baths (which were quite popular back then, mind you) and there both would have fun with each other. The steam would heat up your bodies as he takes you passionately in one of the baths. Let’s hope you don’t get caught…

~Claudia


If you don’t mind, I’m going to change this up a little and use GIFs to respond to this ask (as I did before in the “What is the Assassins’ favourite place to kiss?” ask). Putting these under a cut. Again, I apologise to anyone using mobile! ;^_^

Desmond: All steamy goodness

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Altair: Might ambush you while you’re taking a shower

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Ezio: Would work those soap suds all over your body

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Connor: Would carry you as you spend more time kissing than actually taking a bath

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Aveline: Would demand that you clean her first (she will do the same to you, don’t worry)

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Edward: Would attempt to make out underneath the water, of course

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Adéwalé: Would ask that you go skinny dipping with him

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Arno: All opulent and slow in a bath tub

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Shay: Would hold you very close (a snuggler in the shower)

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Haytham: Would surprise you and bathe with your clothes still on

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Shao Jun: Straight to business ;D

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Arbaaz: Would still be partially clothed while you’re completely naked because he’s a tease like that

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Evie: All relaxed in a tub, would make out for hours if needed

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Jacob: There’s no way he’s going slow when you’re both wet and slippery

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~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

March 7, 2016

@dance-dance-rewalution​ @leisurelywasting @enjoyliveandlove From the bottom of our hearts, thank you so much! (´∀`)♡ We said before that it’s your confessions that keep this blog alive, but honestly it’s your sweet comments that really encourage us to keep going. ♥️

And @enjoyliveandlove we shall be waiting for your confession! o(^▽^)o

Love,
~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

I was like, which confession did Noah Watts notice then I found his Tumblr after sifting through the posts and notes. Happy to know he’s supportive but mio dio, I can’t breathe from some of his responses.

March 4, 2016

Signore Watts is a wonderful person and we really appreciate his positivism about our blog! <3

-Sister Teodora, who spams the DACS with mod posts again.

Miscellaneous

Thanks to this blog, I’ve become more confident in bed. Especially since I’ve had this frequent partner who’s hard to read and it’s fun getting a reaction out of him. We have to be creative since we can’t get any alone time in each other’s houses.

February 27, 2016
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I am so thrilled that this blog has helped you, my friend! It’s surprising just how this little bordello that started as a bit of fun for us has been beneficial to some of you. Comments like yours truly make my day, so thank you for sharing this with us. ♥️

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

Oh god. I was the one who sent in the Shay confession that takes place in his captain’s cabin. I had so much confidence when I sent that in and now I’ve turned into little bird reading it. That was my first confession. Grazie mille, ladies.

February 23, 2016

Oh, yes, that confession was… piccante e caldo! I don’t blame you for feeling all hot and bothered while reading it, I mean that image of Shay I chose had the intention of… heating your blood.

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Prego, amore, keep up with the dirty fantasies!
~Claudia