‘I want John Standish (IT guy from AC4) to blackmail me into masturbating at my desk while he watches from the webcam.’
‘I want to be shoved up against a wall and fucked by John from IT until I’m an Instrument of -his- Will.‘
“I want to slowly stroke John from IT’s mustache as I ride that flash drive all day long.”
“At the end of Black Flag, when John from IT comments about how your ‘tender body’ I just found it so hot and I wanted to push him on the ground and fuck him senseless. But instead he stabbed me with a needle. Still a better love story than Twilight.”
“I love John from I.T. and I wouldn’t mind if he pulled on my hair and whispered in my ear ‘I own you’.”
“I like to imagine John from I.T. hacking in to my computer and randomly sending me nudes.”