‘John Pitcairn’s voice is so soothing to me. Imagine that soothing Scottish accent talking dirty to you as he brings you closer to the edge. Or imagine him whispering encouraging words to you through your first time.’
‘I’m actually ashamed at just how much John Pitcairn arouses me. I can’t help myself. I love his face and his flash character design and even that stupid powdered wig he wears at Lexington. But I love, love, love his accent!’
‘I was suddenly sexually aroused when I failed the perfect air assassination on John Pitcairn and watched him dismount his horse quickly to chase me around.’
‘I’ve always had the hots for John Pitcairn. I know he’s not the nicest looking character in the franchise but damn, that accent! He could read from the dictionary and I’d still be turned on.’
‘Pitcairn’s accent is seriously sexy as hell. I love the Scot’s accent, and I prefer his over Haytham’s or Johnson’s accent. Just imagine that voice in your ear, talking dirty as he fucks you under a tartan blanket.’