“After watching Deadpool I’d love nothing more than to have a “holiday” kind of sex with Jacob. This is fucking amazing! When it’s Christmas he would fuck me while I’m tied up with a garland. During my Birthday he’d eat the cake and lick its cream from my stomach. And when it’s International Women’s Day I don’t mind to use a strapon on him too. I’m sure he will love it and maybe will even ask me to use it more often ;)”
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“I just want Jacob fucking my oh-so tight pussy in doggy style while I scream out his name and dirty things in order to turn him on even more. I fantasize so much on him and his husky moans before he cums deep inside my soaked vagina or onto my butt!”
Confessed by: funkynarylindocruz
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“I want to eat Fryes, on a Fryeday night, and suck the oil out of ‘em…”
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Apologies for hijacking this again, but allow me to paraphrase Katy Perry here
Last Fryeday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois
~ Signora Paola
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Confession [x]
‘When I see Jacob and Evie dressed with Maximum Dracula outfit and Bloofer Lady outfit respectively, I imagine them as vampires who try to turn me into one of them. “Don’t be greedy, sweet sister. I saw her first; I want the first bite”, he says, fucking me really hard. “So be quick! I’m thirsty!”, she exclaims, penetrating me with her fingers from behind. Then, he drinks my blood from my lips, squeezing my breast, while his twin plays with the other one, biting my neck.’
‘I have a fantasy that Jacob Frye and I meet on the streets of London. We bond over the years and when he finally takes me…I would have him keep his clothes on, my knees by my ears and I would just scream his name and he screams mine when we climax.’
Confession [x]
‘I want Ned to bang Jacob.’
‘I found out it’s canon that Jacob is bisexual. I can’t help but imagine him, myself and Edward (he’s likely been there before 😉 ) making a sandwich.. they can fill in any of my holes. O/////O’
‘When people ask about Jacob’s wife and child in the JTR DLC I always say, “He’s been a virgin for 40 years.” But in my mind I’m saying, “It would be a different story if I was around!” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
‘One night I go to the train to give Evie some information on the Templars and find that her and Henry aren’t there. I walk around and hear groans in Jacob’s room. I walk in and see him jerking off furiously as he moans my name. “Need some help, love?” I ask. I walk over to Jacob and start jerking him off. Then I start to suck him off as he’s rubbing my clit through my clothes. This ends up to a long night of rough sex, completely forgetting the reason I came there in the first place.’