( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ladies and Gentlemen…..
Jacob Frye.
*plays this song on repeat*
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~ Signora Paola
“Imagine this: You come home from a stressful day at work only to see your roommate, Jacob Frye, fingering and eating out a stranger on your running washing machine. When he notices you, he stops, turns around and says. “Oi love, just give us a minute and you can be next.” He then winks at you and you slowly shut the door in embarrassment.”
Confessed by: lucdeep
[X]
‘I want to strip Jacob down, tie him to the bed, and tease his cock with my hands, mouth, and a little bullet vibe until he’s begging me to let him come.’
‘One night, he was on the roof watching me playing with myself moaning his name. The man enters my room through the window. I stopped but he tells me to continue which I did while he strips and stroked himself watching me masturbate. I moan calling his name; louder than the moans before until he can’t take it anymore. He then fucks me hard while I continue playing with my clit and he cums within me. Oh, sex with Jacob ought to be good.’
“Emilie Autumn’s song If You Don’t Mind is rather intense and steamy. I want to dance to it with Jacob. All the sexual tension and innuendos would be driving both of us crazy, and it would be maddening to keep our desires under control. Now what could be more fun than that?”
‘If you’ve read The Phone Call and a few of my comments regarding related confessions you’d know that I have a thing with Jacob and modern technology, specifically mobile phones. Let’s take it one step further: Not only do I headcanon him as someone who would leave naked pictures of himself, videos of himself masturbating, and even voice messages (which he sends so frequently) on your own phone, but I also headcanon him as someone who would actually sweet talk you into making a sex video with him.
‘Now, I have this fantasy that takes it even further: He convinces me that we should upload one in a popular porn site. None of our faces are seen, of course, and the video would be all shaky and dark, but that doesn’t stop it from becoming really popular. The reason? Many comments are all talking about how “hot the man sounds like I’m turning gay just listening to him” and how “the woman really sounds like she’s enjoying herself I’m so jealous now”. Jacob and I would read the comments, amused, especially when the conversation becomes an argument about who the “mystery couple” might be. The account we setup to upload it would be bombarded with messages, mostly from people propositioning us for a threesome. But a few of them are actually from companies asking us if we wanted to work for them.
‘It would be a huge ego stroke for both of us at first, but we soon decide that one video is enough. The rest of our sex videos would be all for our enjoyment only. ;)’
‘I bought a huge bar of chocolate today, and while I was eating it I couldn’t help thinking that I’d rather melt it and smother it all over my boobs and giggle with excitement as Jacob licks it off, sucking gently on my nipples. Then we’ll make sweet love all day. The next day I’ll find several big bars of chocolate on my pillow. Looks like someone wants more dessert 😜’
Confession [x]
‘I fell in love with Joker/Harley couple. And I clearly see me and Jacob hanging around with them. I bet they’re crazy in bed as they’re in life. We can be swingers or have foursome (without boy on boy action tho because I can’t decide who must be on top :D). I won’t mind if some blood or knife play is involved. I’d like Harley being fucked by Jacob and Joker while I watch them and masturbate. Then she and me will switch places. In the end of the night I want to be as exhausted as I possibly can.’
Confession [x]
‘Whenever I listen to Heart’s All I Want To Do Is Make Love To You, I always imagine that it was me singing for Jacob. 😅’
Listen to the song [x]
‘I want Arno as my husband for sweet and lovely sex and Jacob as my lover for savage sex against the wall… Is too much to ask?’