You’ve got to wonder who among the Assassins/Templars would be the worst offender of Dad Jokes.
~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
To the anon asking for dirty puns: Auditore really makes the girls wezio! I want Evie to eat me out, but she’s so hot she might frye my eggs! Careful with Desmond, he’s so big you might get a bleeding effect! And Cesare’s in general great in bed!
March 6, 2016