God I don’t know why but all I can think about is a threesome with Jack Rackham, Charles Vane, and me. Just having the sexiest time of our lives in Vane’s cabin.
‘Mary, Anne, and Calico Jack totally had at least one three-way during the short time they sailed together. Rackham’s one lucky sonuvabitch.’
‘I want Calico Jack’s pirate booty full of rum.
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“To have drunken sex with Charles Vane and Jack Rackham has been a dream of mine since I first played Black Flag. Just thinking about the sloppy kisses, hickeys, hair tugging, biting, and DP action makes me sooooo wet…”
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‘Drunken sex with Jack Rackham sounds oddly amazing. And I bet whatever happens the morning after is equally good.’
‘I want Mary to eat me out and teach Anne to eat me out too, while Rackham watches and jacks off.’