imagine them trashtalking each other lmao – Dirty Assassin's Creed Secrets

Miscellaneous

The idea of Jacob terrified playing something like PT to me is reminiscent of Andy Farrant from OutsideXbox. I see a new AU: Jacob as Andy, jumping out of his skin at everything. Evie as Jane, sometimes jumping, mostly laughing at Jacob’s reactions. Henry as Mike, cool, calm and totally collected in the face of jumpscares.

February 7, 2017

Oh, you made me watch their PT playthrough! Indeed, I can clearly imagine Jacob being the “scaredy-cat” of the three, cursing up a storm at jumpscares, and occasionally throwing the controller at the screen. One wonders why he’s always the one who keeps playing these scary games when Henry doesn’t even bat an eyelash whilst Evie’s the one who’s coaching her brother it’s because Jacob wants to prove he’s totally not a coward dammit

I do get the feeling that Jacob being scared is part act (I think he’d eventually get used to scary games anyway). Why? Because he wants the viewers to “baby” him, offer him virtual hugs and kisses. And if you’re his significant other he’d come crying and shaking like a leaf to your room because he knows you’d offer to “soothe his soul,” if you get my drift. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

P.S. Now I want an AU with all the Assassins and Templars having their own YouTube channels. Who’s the top players in YouTube gaming? Who’s the YouTube make-up guru? Who’s the YouTube cook? Who’s the one who just vlogs about their life? SO MANY QUESTIONS.