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Confession [x]
Inspired by these confessions. I claim responsibility for this as I requested @ellestrix for a Haystack entry about… “Little” Jacob’s shenanigans.
ಥ ͜ʖ ಥ I am utterly blown away by this drabble. Molte grazie, @ellestrix! ♥ If I had the skills I would make a full-blown manga of it, in the style of Chintsubu/Chinko no Tsubayaki (the manga that inspired this madness). I would pay good money to read more about the adventures of An Assassin and His Talking Pene. /o/
~ Signora Paola