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I BUTCHERED THE ITALIAN LANGUAGE PLS FORGIVE ME

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Update about the pene word. I was at my friends again and his mother asked me where i heard that word from… I was looking at confessions while she asked me that and I said Ezio did. She thought i said Zio which is what my friends name is and she started talking to him and all I heard throughout the conversation was “italian italian PENE!!!” “I did not say PENE!” It was hilarious because his dad was like they’re arguing about the word penis. Ezio makes everything better. XD

July 7, 2016

Zio…like ZIIO??? SHE COMES IN PEACE:

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Sì sì sì BENE VA BENE MOLTO BENE~

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NEXT TIME U GO ASK THEM TO MAKE MY MOLTO BENE PENE PASTA, WHICH IS VA BENE~

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COMPLETE WITH LA ITALIANA SAUSAGE:

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– Ezio Auditore