HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I’M AN INTERGALACTIC ENTI–
*clears throat* You would be mistaken, my dear. Cats are the realm of my esteemed colleague Rosa. In fact, here is her cat, Mr. Dick N Balls
And he demands that you give him all your naughty underwear.
And now… I should go. My planet bordello needs me.
~ Signora Paola