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Not a confession, I’d just like to admire how easy it is to type this blog’s url with one hand ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

September 8, 2017

Now imagine your favourite Assassin/Templar doing things to you with one hand while they’re browsing the blog and reading out loud all of the sins done in their name. 😏

~ Signora Paola

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The official ac tumblr page liked one of your bayek post😱😱😱

July 2, 2017

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

(Which post is it, though? I can’t seem to find it ;^^)

~ Signora Paola

I mean it’s no secret that not only is this bordello known by a couple of voice actors, but the developers as well ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

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This is mostly humorous than dirty but can we get a headcanon of how the assassins try to hide their boners in public because as I come to understand they can just happen randomly. He he I’m so immature.

June 30, 2016

Altaïr: He doesn’t even care–

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Maybe he hides it by just keeping his legs together, and then his robes will fall back into their natural spot.

Jacob: TOP HAT M’LADY; HE’D HIDE IT WITH HIS TOP HAT

Connor: ….There’s no way he can hide that boner. I mean just look at those tight trousers–

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Maybe he’d try covering it with his robes idk. lol

Edward: Just like Jacob, he uses THE HAT, THE PIRATE HAT M’LADY

Adéwalé: He’d hide it by running into the ocean and swimming.

Haytham: like this–

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Ezio: why should I hide mine? That’s how you get the ladies.

– Ezio Auditore

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March 17, 2016

I sent the BUTT to Dan and he liked it 😂


Well, well, well. Any guesses when Mr. Jeannotte would stumble upon this blog, everyone?

~ Signora Paola

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March 15, 2016
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So, is this week officially Arno’s Butt Appreciation Week?

DACS Greatest Hits

February 9, 2016
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As always, I am delighted to fulfill this request

~ Signora Paola