‘I just spent an entire day reading Haytham/Connor fics. I’ve never been into an incest!kink but for this one I have no regrets. I also fantasize about them taking me both at the same time.’
‘When I started playing ACIII this morning and saw Haytham I was like “oooh he’s gonna be a problem isn’t he” and sure enough just tonight he interrupted my fantasy at the last second and my usually brutal and filthy fantasy turned into a very vanilla loving Haytham and that’s what I got off on. I’m actually mad at myself because it shouldn’t have taken me off-guard.’
‘i fantasize about a threesome with connor and haytham more than id like to admit out loud.’
‘ive been replaying ac3 and i cant help but feel bad that im super attached to haytham and i keep fantasizing about him in the dirtiest ways possible.’
“I think that Haytham is the most attractive character so far. If he would come by knocking at my door, I would do him in every room and in every thinkable position. We wouldn’t leave the house for days.”
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‘I want to have sex with Haytham. I want to tie him up or be tied up and to be treated a little roughly if hes the one to tie me up~’
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‘So normally Im not really the type of person who likes to imagine to have sex with a fictional character. But for gods sake, the Kenway men turn me so fucking on. Haytham would tease me, with Edward I would have wild, dirty sex and Connor would be the gentle, not-knowing-what-he’s-doing one.’
‘I’d love to work for the Templars and get an extra reward from Haytham when I do a good job. And by reward, I mean he makes me shake with pleasure. And when I do a bad job, he ties me up and takes me hard to teach me a lesson.’
‘i wanna see haytham dancing “you can leave your hat on” by tom jones, a private dance would be amazing but dangerous for him >:3’