‘There’s a shaytham fanfiction I read, The Imperfect Enjoyment (on ao3) which has given me a serious headcanon of Haytham loving dirty poetry. It’s hot as hell.’
‘I really want to be spitroasted between Shay and Haytham. I’d love to be fucked roughly by Shay as Haytham moans as I worship his cock.’
‘Haytham Kenway drips confidence, the type of confidence that says he could fuck you into oblivion.’
‘I want to be grabbed by Haytham at a high society ball and led into darkness, where he strokes my pussy and whispers the naughtiest things in my ear.’
“I love imaging Haytham in some nice silk black panties that are nice and tight along his cock when he’s hard….I can’t. It’s fucking beautiful.”
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‘There’s nothing I want more than to be sitting on my bed with Haytham behind me, gently kissing my neck and whispering really dirty things into my ear, his hands roaming all over my body. At the same time, Shay is roughly pounding into me, grinning down at me and encouraging Haytham to keep whispering sweet nothings to me as he speeds up his thrusts.’
‘Whenever I masturbate I like to imagine Haytham watching and telling me exactly what to do, and when I cum I have to look into his eyes and thank him.’
‘When I played ACIII I fell in love with Haytham Kenway. I thought about him the whole day, even when I didn’t play.’
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‘OKAY, I may be sound silly, but I would pay the hell out to have an exclusive pass to watch a threesome between Haytham Kenway, Ellis the Mechanic and Alex Shepherd. Even though I’m only sitting down and watching them while eating melted chocolate and sweating so hard, I could proudly say that it would be the best day of my life.’
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“I want that Haytham Kenway takes my virginity roughly and fully dressed. He gives me advice and I’ve to call him my Master the whole time. He is completely dominating, I have to do exactly what he says and he doesn’t care how I feel or what I want”.
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