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Update about the pene word. I was at my friends again and his mother asked me where i heard that word from… I was looking at confessions while she asked me that and I said Ezio did. She thought i said Zio which is what my friends name is and she started talking to him and all I heard throughout the conversation was “italian italian PENE!!!” “I did not say PENE!” It was hilarious because his dad was like they’re arguing about the word penis. Ezio makes everything better. XD

July 7, 2016

Zio…like ZIIO??? SHE COMES IN PEACE:

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Sì sì sì BENE VA BENE MOLTO BENE~

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NEXT TIME U GO ASK THEM TO MAKE MY MOLTO BENE PENE PASTA, WHICH IS VA BENE~

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COMPLETE WITH LA ITALIANA SAUSAGE:

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– Ezio Auditore

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NOAH WATTS HAS ACKNOWLEDGED THE EXISTENCE OF THIS BLOG?! I’m physically restraining myself from losing my shit because there are people around and how do I tell them I’m losing my goddamn mind because a guy who voices one of my favorite characters from a video game series has found out about a blog where people share dirty secrets. Is he okay? Are you guys okay? AM I OKAY? (not really, but i’ll live)

January 15, 2016

thenoahwatts:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

On the surface it may seem that we mostly had our wits together, but inwardly we were all

I’m personally still reeling from this earth-shaking revelation, but as long as there won’t be any more shocking news until this week ends we shall be okay. Mostly.

I can only hope Noah is taking this better than we all do (´๑•_•๑)

~ Signora Paola (who feels paranoid and thinks this isn’t done yet~)

Whatever blows your hair back

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~ Signora Paola (someone send her a Phoenix Down please)