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This isn’t a confession. I haven’t sinned… Well, not exactly. But I do confess one of my intentions to learn french was to write smutty Arno x Reader fanfics where he dirty talks to the reader in french. Am I too weird because of that? I had to tell my french teacher that I’m learning french because of a video game boy. He calls me “ma petit Arno” now. I’M TOO DEEP INTO THIS HELL TO GO BACK NOW. I CAN FEEL IT.

April 2, 2017
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OUI OUI!
VERY GOOD NOW I NEED SOM FANFICTION FROM YOU NOW!

MY MAIL IS mariaantoinette95@gmail.com IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEND ME YOUR RAUNCHY, CHEESY STUFF ABOUT ARNO ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i will glady read them beta for you, herpaderp ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’’’’

-Sister Teodora

PS: I was being serious by the way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)….

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Not a confession but I wanted to thank all of you ladies because it’s already been a year (24-25 march 2016 or so) since I have been “following” you (I didn’t have a Tumblr acc back then); and now I still follow you in silence but love EVERYTHING you do for us and those amazing Jacob confessions you post! Thank you thank you thank you!

March 26, 2017

Grazie infinite, dearest anon! (‘∀’●)♡ Half of the credit should be given to our wonderful patrons who send us their hottest fantasies. And sometimes, these confessions also inspire us to do a special little something on the edits we make. 😉

I hope you’ve sent us confessions, too! The more, the merrier. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But if you haven’t, that’s perfectly fine! Signore Frye will be most pleased to know that you fantasise about him regardless

~ Signora Paola

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Not a confesion at all but I don’t know how or why I just end on this blog every day without exception… Are you sure that you do not absorb souls when you join? Love you a lot girls <3

March 7, 2017

Now, now, we don’t absorb any errant soul that stumbles upon our little bordello. We only… transform them into the most beautiful founts of raunchiness. 😉 And in that centre of that wellspring is us, your dutiful mods frolicking like the nymphs of old

Except we look more like this

😈😈😈
~ Signora Paola

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You know how cats sometimes stare at you like they know you’re reading smutty shit? Yeah my cat’s giving me that judgemental look again.

February 28, 2017

I always wonder what they’re thinking behind those judgmental stares.

What are they plotting? To take over mankind, one human at a time?

Do they ponder how the entire world would bow down to their greatness whilst they sharpen their claws?

Do they have alien kitteh overlords that they answer to, and they’re just waiting for that opportune moment to strike and bring humanity to its collective knees?

Or maybe… maybe they’re truly judging us for our internet browsing habits.

WHAT IS GOING ON BEHIND THEIR KITTEH HEADS?

THE WORLD MUST FIND OUT. MAYBE AFFECTION IS THE KEY?

~ Signora Paola

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Hi! Do you guys think we can get Noah Watts to read one of the Connor confessions out loud? I think it would be amazing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I was hoping you guys could signal boost the idea

February 13, 2017

thenoahwatts:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

*clears throat*

@thenoahwatts what do you reckon? May we get one confession?

Pretty please?

Which confession?

Oh my goodness, I really wasn’t expecting this! 😱 Connor has over 700 confessions to his name, so it’s going to be tough to decide which one. Perhaps our patrons could link their favourite?

(Again, please don’t be forced to do it if you don’t want to, Mr. Watts! We realise we’re asking too great of a favour from you ;^_^)

~ Signora Paola

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All hail Jacob Frye, the proud king of dirty asscreed confessions!

February 13, 2017
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Oh, now I really want an artwork of him sitting on a throne with, like, over a thousand “subjects” fawning over him. He’s not wearing anything but a crown maybe, and he has that smug smirk on his face

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~ Signora Paola

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Hi! Do you guys think we can get Noah Watts to read one of the Connor confessions out loud? I think it would be amazing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I was hoping you guys could signal boost the idea

February 4, 2017

*clears throat*

@thenoahwatts what do you reckon? May we get one confession?

Pretty please?

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No mouth nor earthly technology can begin to describe the joyful noise I emitted when I saw Jacob shirtless in the game. I swear I spent more then half of the game in Fight Club. The hair, it’s the hair goddammit.

January 22, 2017

Well, Jacob’s hair (both on top of his head and on his body) is glorious to look at pretty sure the one in between his legs is lovely to look at too but personally, the way he moves and how all his muscles are on display are the reasons why I constantly go back to fight clubs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Such poetry in motion hmm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola