‘For my birthday (July 23th) Jacob and Bayek took me to dinner to a restaurant. There, they began to seduce me in front of Ubbe (from Vikings); that made him very horny, so… let’s say that I had the best birthday ever 😘’
Confession [@vickapinto]
We from La Rosa in Fiore would like to greet you a very happy birthday! 🎉
‘God I couldn’t concentrate on the game I was playing because all I could imagine was Arno’s head between my legs, looking up at me and begging for attention while Ezio was behind me, sucking and biting at my neck. (Maybe if I feel inspired I’ll write a little one shot of this scenario 😉 This is also my first submission so I’m a little nervous)’
We hope that by seeing your first confession you’ll be inspired to send us more in the future. Both Arno and Ezio are waiting for it~
Oh, yes, there’s definitely a witch hunt going on. But we chose not to entertain most of them because our little bordello is all about the dirty fun and silliness~
Seriously, it’s quite obvious these messages are trying to get a rise out of people. I read and edit your confessions for fun, and I moderate this blog because it gives me some repose from my schedule. I simply do not have the time nor the energy to entertain attention-seeking asshats who obviously get a thrill from stalking people’s blogs and sending them hateful anonymous messages.
Fact is, we’re all fans of a video game franchise that we enjoy so much we have sexual fantasies about its characters. Yes, it’s inevitable some kind of deep discussion and discourse would arise, but leaving awful messages under the guise of anonymity just because you disagree with them?
Life’s too short, and there’s enough hatred and malice in the real world.
~ Signora Paola
Oh, my dear @sassenach-on-the-rocks ! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you for these kind and enlightening words! And please let me find you so I can give you a tight hug! And keep those confessions coming! I look forward to reading them!
To our other regular confessors and readers, you are all awesome and I love every single one of you!
As you can see, these are the kind of messages we all need. Messages like these can make a person happy. Fictional characters can make a person happy, too! It makes me feel sad to see so much hate going around in the AC fandom.
Personally, I try not to hate such a person for sending anonymous messages. Instead, I pity them. As human beings, we try to be perfect but the reality, one should be content with oneself to find perfection in life. From there, we are all special because we all have our own opinion on things. And you have NO RIGHTS to force your beliefs on others. I, for one, do not agree to certain kinks, but you don’t see me condemning those who do. Why? I respect them as an individual. It is their preference. It makes them happy. So, at least, no matter how iffy you feel about it, let them be. It makes them happy like whatever out there is making you happy!
I try not to get angry with people over petty things like these but I think I have to put my foot down. If you are unhappy and think this blog sucks, please… By all means, let me introduce you to the “X” button, or the block option, so you won’t see our posts. There is no need for hostility and there is no need for hate. The world is full of hate and I know many of us find tranquillity in this blog. Through this blog, I dare say there are some people who come here to escape the harsh reality of life. Through this blog, people are finding happiness just reading the contents. Try not to take it away from them. You don’t know what their problems are. Don’t try to make them suffer when this is their way of escaping.
And we WANT everybody to be happy. So, if YOU want YOUR own happiness, my dear hater, I will ask you nicely, please leave.
~ Annetta.
Things have been quite hectic with our mundane real lives lately, so we haven’t had the time to really look for a new set to feature for our Sinful GIF Day. It has been 4 months since the last one even when we promised to deliver the gifs more frequently. 😓 For that, we feel that we ought to be punished for not living up to your expectations. We should be spanked for our indolent behaviour, and these gifs would show just how to treat us 🍑~
As always, GIFs are under the cut so please do exercise some caution 😉
“your other gift is upstairs”
Anon, you surely can’t stop there. What happens after you and Connor go upstairs? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Also, this is a little late but we would like to greet you a very happy birthday! 🎉🎉🎉 You may not be expecting this kind of reply to your confession, but since we are a dirty confessions page, we thrive in the smut. The dirtier it is, the better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don’t get me wrong – I understand that first timers such as yourself have some difficulty writing the dirty stuff (and English not being your native language is also an obstacle). That’s why we hope that reading the confessions in the Connor tag may help you get more inspired. 😘
Again, happy birthday and we hope to hear more confessions from you soon!
~ Signora Paola
Every time we receive a ton of Arno confessions, I am always reminded of that very dark time in 2014 to mid 2015 where La Rosa in Fiore very nearly closed its doors because of inactivity. We were lucky when we received a confession in a week. We were posting one confession in a day and there would be days that we wouldn’t post anything at all.
I mention this because that timeline coincided with Unity’s release. Most of the mods back then (even yours truly) were burned out by the fandom and we just didn’t have the drive to keep the bordello up and running anymore. We weren’t getting confessions, the community engagement was reduced to nearly zero, so while I didn’t want to completely close down the bordello I really wanted to quit. The only thing that held me back was being recently appointed as the head moderator. It wouldn’t look good if I quitted less than a year after the appointment 😅 So, I held on, was absolutely flummoxed at huge spike of activity by the time Syndicate was released, but still told myself, “I’ll quit by January 2016.”
And yet… I’m still here. 🤣 (Pretty sure most of you know that story already)
So, seeing this huge spike of Arno love three years after the game was released is both baffling and heartening. He may not be my favourite, but I do – or rather – did feel sad that he was one of the least appreciated lead characters. I don’t mind making confessions for Arno, but it’s honestly just a little bit of an ordeal to queue them up and striking that balance. 😅 So, I appreciate that you are willing to wait for your confessions to show up because…. *looks at the bordello’s draft box with the other Arno confessions waiting to be queued* There’s quite a line 😆
😏,
~ Signora Paola
Fun fact: I’m currently in my work place right now and I’m working on your confessions. All your confessions.
The things I do for you people.
~ Signora Paola (who is already done with her work load for the week anyway, so no need to feel guilty~)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Have you already confessed your sins regarding the delectable Miss Frye? I do agree that she is an exquisite work of art whenever she dons her fight club outfit (and beats the absolute shit out of every man that comes her way)
~ Signora Paola
Apologies for the late reply @helloletmetellyouastory, but you are very much welcome! We are certain Jacob is very thrilled to hear those words and would likely want to return the favour~
