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DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

OMG IT GETS EVEN BETTER IF YOU OPEN THAT CONFESSION AND PLAY PAUL’S READING OF IT IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE LOOKING AT IT!! I DON’T KNOW IF I’M BLUSHING OR LAUGHING THE HARDEST!!!!

February 8, 2016

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There are not enough anime blushing GIFs to fully show what I’m feeling right now

~ Signora Paola (whose productivity level would be reduced to 1% today)

Miscellaneous

Y’know, a REALLY good song for the Assassinos to strip to would be “All the Single Ladies” by Beyonce ;)

January 28, 2016

I see it

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Although now I’m wondering what other songs they would dance as a group.

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~ Signora Paola (who probably wouldn’t survive having several Assassins dance raunchily in front of her)

DACS Greatest Hits

Could each of you, sweet ladies, confess what is your favorite moment in AC Syndicate? ;)

January 25, 2016
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(Full set)

Pretty much this entire sequence. Because of course Jacob messes things up and Evie has to clean up after him. I really wanted to kick him in the shins for being such an ineffective assassino.

~ Signora Paola (who ended up loving that nincompoop anyway)


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This whole Michel Reuge’s scenes nearly killed me when I first saw them. Evie’s so damn excited, as if it were Christmas (Assassin Christmas) and then there’s Jacobclueless, and this particular moment, sold Jacob to me (ahem). A lovely summary of their personalities in the whole game. 

~Claudia 

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

NOAH WATTS HAS ACKNOWLEDGED THE EXISTENCE OF THIS BLOG?! I’m physically restraining myself from losing my shit because there are people around and how do I tell them I’m losing my goddamn mind because a guy who voices one of my favorite characters from a video game series has found out about a blog where people share dirty secrets. Is he okay? Are you guys okay? AM I OKAY? (not really, but i’ll live)

January 15, 2016

thenoahwatts:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

On the surface it may seem that we mostly had our wits together, but inwardly we were all

I’m personally still reeling from this earth-shaking revelation, but as long as there won’t be any more shocking news until this week ends we shall be okay. Mostly.

I can only hope Noah is taking this better than we all do (´๑•_•๑)

~ Signora Paola (who feels paranoid and thinks this isn’t done yet~)

Whatever blows your hair back

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~ Signora Paola (someone send her a Phoenix Down please)

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

I swear to god I can’t get over Paul finding this blog- it’s like we as a sinful brotherhood have been exposed and I can’t stop shaking with laughter. oF ALL THE BLOGS HE COULD’VE FOUND!? a part of me is just imagining him scrolling through these posts just grinning to himself like ‘yep, I’m basically the reason for all of this’ 😂😂😂

January 12, 2016

Ah, perhaps his reaction is something like this?

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The fact that this is from a movie called Assassins takes the cake

~ Signora Paola, who looks less of the illustrious Madame and more of a

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DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

HELLO ARE YOU AWARE OF THE FACT THAT PAUL AMOS HAS FOUND THIS BLOG

January 12, 2016

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

AHH OUR SECRETS HAVE BEEN FOUND RUUNNNNNNN

….H-how did he find it though

(And Paul, if you’re reading this, I bid you welcome. Please don’t kill us.)

~ Signora Paola

In case some of our patrons need to know the context of this ask

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Which would be this confession. To whomever submitted that, I both extend my congratulations and aid in case you need to recover from this… exposé

~ Signora Paola

DACS Greatest Hits, Miscellaneous

HELLO ARE YOU AWARE OF THE FACT THAT PAUL AMOS HAS FOUND THIS BLOG

January 12, 2016
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AHH OUR SECRETS HAVE BEEN FOUND RUUNNNNNNN

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….H-how did he find it though

(And Paul, if you’re reading this, I bid you welcome. Please don’t kill us.)

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~ Signora Paola