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Now that Paul Amos found this blog maybe he’ll post audio of Jacob saying dirty things! At least I hope so. Jacob moaning would be hot.

March 4, 2016

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

Be careful of what you wish for, anon. Would the fandom be ready for that? Would you be ready?

~ Signora Paola (who’s definitely not ready)

It has been a month since we got this ask and look where we are now, our dearest patrons.

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I was right about one thing: I was definitely not ready (who was though?)

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

Come and get me, Lucrezia.

March 2, 2016
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Well, I’m off to spend some quality time with a few of the assassini over there by the balcony. Please do behave~

~ Signora Paola


Oh~ Well this has escalated rather quickly. I do beg you two to behave and play nice.

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~Claudia

Miscellaneous

Ezio is fucking hot ;)

March 1, 2016
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Yepp. I really like Claudia’s brother, even if he tried to touch my bossom~

-Sister Teodora.


Ah, sì! Mio fratello has always been quite popular around here… I’ll be sure to let him know, amore!

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~Claudia

Miscellaneous

Not really a confession but just imagine you moved in with Jacob and you bombarded his clothes and stole them. He would get so upset that he would have to punish you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

February 26, 2016
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I’m not sure it’s such a good idea to raise the ire of one Jacob Frye, anon~

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~ Signora Paola

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February 15, 2016
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Thank you so much, my loves. Here’s wishing you a night full of Assassins (or Templars… or both) and that they would fill you up for the rest of Valentine’s ;D

And please, take this book with you

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(๑・ω-)~♥”

Love,
~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

A Valentine’s Day poem for you lovely ladies and this blog: Roses are red This blog’s the best My fav entirely To hell with the rest!

February 14, 2016

♡´・ᴗ・`♡

Too cute can’t handle

-Sister Teodora

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Aww, your poem is too sweet! Grazie di cuore, my friend!

Love,
~ Signora Paola


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Grazie, mi amore! Hope you have a fun day too!

~Claudia


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Grazie, caro Dolcezza ♡ Hoping today brings you all your heart desires.

Baci,
~ Fiora

Dirty Polls

February 11, 2016

We asked you for your opinion and you gave it to us! That’s right, we are resetting the Lord of the AssasSINS tournament! This time, it’s less of a tournament and more of an all-out brawl: It’ll be more brutal and unforgiving – there will be only one match for all the Assassins and there will be no repeat votes.

To the newcomers here: What is the Lord of the AssasSINS all about? Allow us to use the teaser GIF we used before~

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This is the tournament where each male Assassin (and a renegade Templar) gets to fight each other in a battle of true epic proportions. There is no need for violence here for they only need one true skill – their mastery of bringing us to our knees with the power of their sheer voice alone! And you, our dear patrons, get to decide who the winner will be!

So, mark your dates, everyone: The poll will start on Sunday, February 14, 8:00AM and end on February 21, 11:59PM (PST time). Give the best love to your favourite Assassin this Valentine’s Day by voting for him very hard. ;D

DACS Greatest Hits

I’M DYINGGGGGGGGGG. I AM THE GIRL WHO PUBLISHED THE JACOB BATH THING. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS, SENPAI NOTICE MEEEEE :’D TNKS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH ♥♥♥♥ I’M SO EXCITED.

February 10, 2016
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YASSS PAUL-SENPAI HAS NOTICED YOU, CONGRATULATIONS! o(*≧□≦)o

~ Signora Paola


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My dear, you have just achieved a new level in the fandom! Congratulations!

 

~Claudia