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December 30, 2018

‘My birthday is December 31st and I have to work. As a surprise I’d love for Alexios, Jacob and Desmond to hatch a plan to get me out early. Desmond would call work feigning an emergency, Jacob the concerned friend picking me up and Alexios waiting at home with a birthday surprise. Once home my surprise is presented and I chastise them for the heart attack but appreciate the thought they put in. From there we will “celebrate” the rest of my birthday in the bedroom in a night I won’t soon forget.’

Confession [@madamegothicka]
(Original Dreamwidth post)

From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore, we’d like to greet you a very happy birthday!

Confessions, Pairings, Paola's Choice

December 29, 2018

‘Did anyone else notice that after their love scene Alexios was kneeling down in front of Thaletas while the latter was sitting with his legs wide open? It doesn’t take a genius to know what just happened. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now I can’t help but imagine Alexios the best cock sucker in all of ancient Greece. Hell now I’m imagining him with the other assassins giving them blowjobs.’

We hope you like this gif we made, anon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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December 26, 2018

@thatbellagaze grazie mille! We hope you’re having a lovely Christmas! We’re so grateful for your unerring support despite the challenges Tumblr threw at us.

Speaking of Connor, who’s excited about the upcoming AC3 Remaster? 😏😏😏

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December 25, 2018

‘For this Christmas, I want Jacob to fuck me so hard, I’m going to feel him until New Year’s Eve. I want him to drill me so hard the bed squeaks, pin my arms behind my back, grab my hair, and just completely dominate me. Because it’s when he’s rough with me – when I’m completely under his mercy – that I find the greatest release from the stresses of life. He knows that I feel the freest when I let him take control, and he knows exactly how intense he needs to be.’

(Original Dreamwidth post)

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Christmas is near!

December 22, 2018

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

And you all know what that means – special Christmas confessions! If you have your own dirty holiday confession about your favorite Assassin’s Creed character please send them now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Christmas is near!

December 20, 2018

And you all know what that means – special Christmas confessions! If you have your own dirty holiday confession about your favorite Assassin’s Creed character please send them now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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My dearest ladies, I’ve tagged you in a post that could be useful. Tumblr did not let me send it as a message, so this was the only way. It’s the first post on my blog anyway. Hope that it can be helpful.

December 18, 2018

Grazie for sharing that post! Claudia has already done the changes and at the moment, browsing http://dirtyasscreedsecrets.tumblr.com on a web browser seems to be good again. However, I am fearful that this will not be a permanent solution, and that Tumblr will get wind of that loophole and will soon release a “fix” for it.

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~ Signora Paola

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Just a heads-up from a follower! Your blog was hidden from the public!! OH NO

December 18, 2018

Well, at least for once Tumblr met our expectations

Seriously, we expected this to happen. We actually marked our bordello as explicit in the past because someone sent us a message complaining that they could see our NSFW posts whenever they searched for Assassin’s Creed. At that time, I thought it prudent to properly label the blog as explicit for those users who did not wish to view adult stuff whenever they searched for something.

I had no idea that years later, that decision to “follow the rules” would come to bite us all in the ass, and Tumblr would fucking disable the option to turn off safe browsing for everyone. That’s what’s really pissing me off in this whole debacle.

~ Signora Paola

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December 14, 2018

‘Shout out to the lovely ladies of the bordello, past and present; thank you. I wanna give each of you the best oral sex you’ve ever had ;)’

We can be quite… ferocious, dearest anon. We hope you’re up to that challenge ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I just want to say how happy and relieved I am that you are putting in so much effort for preserving this blog! Many people I’ve heard from are so mad about the ban that they are abandoning or even deleting their blog and content, and that attitude just causes more harm to a fandom. I love this blog and it’s refreshing to see how much you’re willing to preserve it for us. The new Dreamwidth site looks great!

December 9, 2018

Molte grazie for your very kind words! This desire to preserve is really due to the fact that we’ve seen this happen before and lost a lot of good things along the way. Even if we all move on to other fandoms, I think being able to look back to our old fandoms and seeing what we did is a great experience. Yes, even the bad ones like the drama. That’s why I think Fanlore.org is doing the most amazing thing because it’s quite literally the history of fandom! I think it’s important that we save these memories no matter how seemingly frivolous they are (like confessions). The point is, there were actual people who imagined these and even wrote stories about their fantasies! People invested a lot of time and love in this fandom, so I feel that it would be a shame to just throw it all away.

Besides, I do love going back to how this blog started and seeing all of these confessions again. It’s a very nice (though time-consuming) throwback. 😁

Love,
~ Signora Paola