Imagine how it must feel for us whenever we edit confessions of that kind. The level of hyperawareness knowing that these Master Assassins are lurking around the corner is terrifying

~ Signora Paola
Imagine how it must feel for us whenever we edit confessions of that kind. The level of hyperawareness knowing that these Master Assassins are lurking around the corner is terrifying

~ Signora Paola

Guilty as charged, my friend. I feel the need to play this song every time I think about what had just transpired in my life for the past few weeks.
And thank you so much for your kind words! We shall always strive to make the Rosa in Fiore a great and fun place to be in. <3
~ Signora Paola
I can’t even begin to imagine what would happen should they ever entertain these.
Maybe the end of the AC fandom as we know it.

~ Signora Paola (who won’t be able to cancel this apocalypse)

Anon, please have mercy on this poor lady’s heart. I will not be able to handle it if he does.
~ Signora Paola (who would probably fly to outer space if this happens)
On the surface it may seem that we mostly had our wits together, but inwardly we were all

I’m personally still reeling from this earth-shaking revelation, but as long as there won’t be any more shocking news until this week ends we shall be okay. Mostly.
I can only hope Noah is taking this better than we all do (´๑•_•๑)
~ Signora Paola (who feels paranoid and thinks this isn’t done yet~)

I do wonder which among our long-time patrons have the most confessions and/or have the most popular confessions. We have our Porn Star Status to track which confessions are the most popular, but sadly we will never know which among you should be crowned our supreme leader.
~ Signora Paola
What makes you think we don’t?

~ Signora Paola (who has been waiting for ages to use that gif)

Between this and that other message the AC fandom may well implode in on itself if these two very fine gentlemen would accept this challenge.
~ Signora Paola
Well, these are Master Assassins, amico mio. They could be with us at this very moment and we would not know of their presence.

~ Signora Paola (who wishes she has Eagle vision right now)
