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For Arno, I would have said some “Lotus” He loves hi partner and I am sure that, even if passionate and desperate for her, he is thinking of a equal / fifty -fifty powered shared… Plus, seriously, wouldn’t you love to grab those beautiful shoulder of his and let him passionally kiss your throught while you curve from under his magic? ;) (This is a picture for you sorella ;))

January 23, 2016
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I have no words for this lovely message.

-Sister Teodora.

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Signora Paola, why do I have this feeling that you looked through the whole Kama Sutra in order to provide an answer about positions? You naughty girl ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) P.S. That picture with Jacob’s neck tho… You’re just killing me, signora. Seriously. Your talent to find those EXACT pics… What kind of sorcery is this?

January 23, 2016

A good madame always has a copy of the Good Book™ by her side

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And grazie, my friend! My job to find the perfect images isn’t so difficult when you think about all that beauty laid out before you~

~ Signora Paola

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So, sorella Teodora, you are interest in our beloved Arno? ;) We can agree right, he is one hell of a temptation… I would got damn for those lips of his… ;)

January 22, 2016
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Dear sweet anon, may I present you the incarnation of French/Austrian perfectness? Thank you.

-Yours truthfully

Sister Teodora.

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What do you think is the favorite sex position of each assassin is and what do you the each of the assassins are like during sex (Including Shay, Desmond, and, Evie) and keep up the good work!

January 22, 2016

I can imagine Arno like a submissive person (whether it be with a man or woman), so his partner in bed would be allowed to ride him and maybe even use some handcuffs? Theres a special tease in it, not to be allowed the person you want to touch so badly <3 

-Sister Teodora, who hopes that her other fellow ladies add their answers too because she’s too obsessed with the French baguette.

PS: Shay would be a person who likes several ladies at the same time. His cabin looks like a bordello. 

PSS: I think Altair would happily eat his female partner out or give his male partner a bj. Oral is his way.

PSSS: Why am I replying to this alone. I need friends. //sIGH


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After much analysis, this is what my personal studies have given me:

Desmond: Spooning (I think he’s the type who loves to snuggle a lot <3)

Altair: Waterfall/Headrush (he loves the feel of the blood rushing to his head)

Ezio: Cowgirl/woman-on-top (I don’t think I need to explain further ;D)

Connor: The Pretzel (gives the deep penetration of the doggy style but there’s still eye contact)

Aveline: Reverse cowgirl/Lap dance (I think she loves to tease)

Edward: Doggy style. Duh.

Adewale: Wheelbarrow (Very athletic, exactly what I see him can do well 8D)

Shay: Standing Dragon (just search for it on Google 8D)

Arno: The Bicycle (alternatively The Valedictorian 8D)

Evie: The Lotus (you know she and Henry would read the Kama Sutra together mwahaha)

Jacob: Can’t decide between The Anvil or The Padlock *coughs*

~ Signora Paola (who probably needs to stop, uhhh, probing about this too much)


After taking into consideration various factors, I’ve come up with this list:

Desmond: Reverse Cowgirl
Altair: Standing
Ezio: Speed bump
Connor: Edge of Heaven
Aveline: Cowgirl
Edward: Kneeling fox
Adéwalé: Power squat
Shay: Missionary
Arno: Spooning
Evie: Melody maker
Jacob: Doggy style

That was intense! Grazie for the ask, Anon! (continues research)

~Claudia

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When I look at Jacob face all I want to do is to kick him on his face because he is killing me !!!! Ugh why he have to be sooo handsome!!!!

January 22, 2016
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Oh, anon, why settle for violence when you can cocoon that face with ~love~?

~ Signora Paola (who is admittedly feeling tsundere for Mr. Frye herself)

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I’d be terrified but also slightly curious if Nolan North or Roger Craig Smith found this blog. Like imagine the possibilities if the voice of Ezio, the Sex God, found you.

January 22, 2016
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You know, anon, I wish that they would find this blog because now I want so badly for Mr. Smith to say, “Gotta go fast” in Ezio’s voice and Mr. North to say this as Desmond.

~ Signora Paola

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Bless you and your good work. I really feel the ass in assassins creed. Mmmmmmm sassy assassin ass.. butts. ^/////^

January 19, 2016

Grazie, my friend! And you just can’t spell assassin without mentioning ass twice ;D Which makes me wonder, maybe our next dirty polls should be about Assassin butts

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~ Signora Paola

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Okay, so you know that “Getting fucked sweetly by Connor to warm up after being outside in the winter cold”? NOAH REBLOGGED IT AND SAID LOL

January 16, 2016

Mio Dio! It was a matter of time before something like this happened given the attention this blog has received this week! I don’t think I will be calm at all…

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In case our patrons don’t know, this is the confession that has caught Noah’s attention.

~Claudia