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This place is basically all my resources for fantasising about Connor… Thanks for it all 🌚

January 30, 2016

Prego, anon! I admit the confessions regarding our beloved Connor are rather intense and an excellent source of sweet dreams…

~Claudia

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I dunno whether to laugh or cry because on the Assassin’s Creed Council website, someone has reposted some of your most recent polls. They (and commenters) seem to think the polls indicate which character is the most awesome/popular. I don’t have the heart to tell them about the true, sensual purpose of the polls …

January 29, 2016

Huh. I could inform them of the true purpose, but it would expose more of our sinning and…

The thing is though, someone linked it to them. Someone who saw it from this blog. We’re not advertising the polls anywhere else and I don’t think PollDaddy has a specific search function.

So, clearly, someone saw it on this blog and decided to link it somewhere else and most likely pass it off as Best Character Ever™ poll.

If you’re that person and you’re reading this post, I’m not mad, just a little confused as to why you would do that. :O

~ Signora Paola

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I would be lying if I said that I haven’t used this blog as wanking material more than once…. hides in corner

January 29, 2016

My dear anon, please do continue fueling your imagination with this blog, we are honored! Don’t hide, I too use this blog to… release some stress.

~Claudia

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Not a confession. After reading that stripper post, please send Connor to resuscitate me because I am dead.

January 29, 2016

Oh, mio caro! I’m sure Connor wouldn’t mind resuscitating you, after all he is such a gentleman; so giving and ready to serve… Have fun you two!

~Claudia

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I’m the anon who sent in the strip club confession, and also the song suggestion. 🌝 Right now off anon and i wanted to say I thought of another song for all of them to dance to, freak by Steve aoki,diplo, deorro, feat. Steve bays. It has beats and plus the lyrics, imagining Connor thrusting while he does a push-up

January 29, 2016

OH I love it! They should have a grand dance routine to this song

(please tag your Assassin)

~ Signora Paola

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Jacob can be top, bottom, dominant, submissive, gay, straight or whatever (I like the fact that he’ bisexual). He is just that fucking perfect! fangirling Sorry, I’m just thirsty for some Fryeing coughs And that song you mentioned…Oh my, I’ve always liked that song but when I think of it being sung by Jacob while he’s stripping at the same time and looking right into your eyes with his hungry ones…Daaaaamn… Honestly, I would not be able to wait for performance to end, hehe :D

January 29, 2016

To be quite honest, I initially didn’t want to add that song because it didn’t seem like a song that a stripper would dance to (I initially wanted to use Fastlove by George Michael because it’s SO Jacob IMO). But now I’m glad I did because I’m very happy to see a positive response ;D

~ Signora Paola (who is now imagining what kind of dance routine each Assassin has for their trademark songs 8D)

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The mental image of Jacob stripping to that song has my face on fire. Thank you.

January 28, 2016

~ Signora Paola (who is also now imagining Jacob singing that song)

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I think that night with both versions of Jacob ends the same way, hehe :D (I’m one year older than young Jacob but I’ve always had weakness for older man). Maybe you could just have them both? Rough and gentle at the same time. Quotting Roth: “Why not?” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

January 25, 2016

You speak the truth, my friend, although I am very much concerned how I will end up when the night ends. One Jacob Frye is already quite a handful; to have two would frankly leave me an utter wreck.

~ Signora Paola

GIF madamretto replies such a good subject for a confession anyway

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This blog is so awesome! You ladies are my idols :,D I really love this blog, especially all of Jacob’s confessions (who doesn’t?) And I would like to ask you something: which would yo prefer to spend a romantic evening? 20 or 40 years old Jacob?

January 25, 2016

Molto grazie for your kind words, my friend! Your support is truly the most important thing that keep us going! <3

Regarding your question…

I… honestly do not have a solid answer to this. As a 30-something-year-old I would go for a 40-year-old Jacob certainly, but at the same time I wouldn’t mind his younger and more brash counterpart.

I guess it all depends on how I want the night to end. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

Grazie mille for your lovely words! As for your inquiry… What can I say, both versions of Signore Frye are to die for, really. So, why not both? Young Frye with excitement & cockiness; Old Frye with experience & maturity. Really an explosive combination.