‘For my birthday on August 20 I wish to be sandwiched between Jacob and Ezio. I want both of them to pleasure me at the same time and treat me like a queen for the entire night. I think I can ask this for my birthday, si?’
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For your very special day, indeed, you are very much welcome to seek for pleasure from these two very handsome and very virile Assassins ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you certain you are ready to take both of them at once?
Buon compleanno, dearest anon!
I mean, Tumblr is already on its death throes but we’re still here, still rolling, so…
Nothing will stop us from fantasising over these characters, especially censorship. Honestly, I’m just waiting for the next fandom migration. It happened before when LiveJournal practically did the same shit and Tumblr rose to replace it as the new haven for fandoms. It’s sad to see Tumblr going through the same thing but what can you do ‾_(ツ)_/‾
So keep sinning and sharing your dirty fantasies with us! We live every time we see a confession in our ask box 😉
‘I would like to celebrate my 31st birthday (July 23rd) with Alexios, Jacob, Connor and Bayek in a room on the bordello with wine, champagne, lots of chocolate and tons of wild sex all week. ☺😊💖’
Confession [@vickapinto]
From al of us at La Rosa in Fiore, we’d like to greet you a very happy birthday! May these four very fine gentlemen make all your dirty dreams come true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘Since it’s going to be my birthday this Friday, I can’t help but imagine how the Assassins and Templars would have an orgy birthday party just for me, and all of the attention is on me. It gets me so wet just hearing them say good girl over and over again!’
Confession [@marvelfan256]
Buon compleanno from all of us here at La Rosa in Fiore! We hope you’re having a great one~
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That’s a very sweet confession, my dear. Normally, I would reject this because it isn’t in line with theme of our bordello – that is, your confessions have to be naughty in nature. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But since it is Connor’s special day, I will make an exception~❤️
Love,
~ Signora Paola
‘My birthday is on 1st April and as a celebration I would love to have a gay orgy with all male assassins :-3’
Confession [@fildyscz]
From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore, we would like to greet you a very happy birthday! May your special day be filled with much celebration and ~fireworks~
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘I’m turning 27 on the 27th and I’d love nothing more than for Jacob and Alexios to just destroy me! DP, spit roast – I don’t care! As long as there’s a bath and cuddling for us at the end.’
Confession [@akarah-sommah]
Happy 27th birthday from all of us at La Rosa in Fiore! We hope you’re having a splendid one! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Grazie for your kind words and support, dearest anon! Truth be told it is a struggle to continue especially when we have several confessions that were flagged. Now, we never posted any images that had full-frontal nudity, but apparently Tumblr is very selective on what they’d consider inappropriate adult content. We still have porn bots (that have actually multiplied since the NSFW ban) while blogs that are harmless are getting flagged. 😒
It’s really tempting to move all together, but there’s no real mass exodus. Not yet at least. We’re going to stay here until that day happens.
Love,
~ Signora Paola
‘I am turning 36 on Jan 13th and I am feeling my age. I need a whole day and night with Arno, Altair, Ezio and Jacob to make me feel young and desirable again. They can do whatever they want with me, for as long as they want. The more, the better :)’
Confession [@sassenach-on-the-rocks]
(Original Dreamwidth post)
Buon compleanno from all of us here at La Rosa in Fiore! We hope you’re having a great one spending it with these four handsome men 😏
2018 was quite challenging for us, mostly thanks to Tumblr’s policy changes. But the most important thing is – we are still here, alive and very much kicking thanks to your support! ❤️
As we move forward to 2019, we hope to keep receiving your delightfully dirty confessions! And who knows what this year has in store for the Assassin’s Creed franchise? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
From the bottom of our hearts, molte grazie for your unceasing patronage and appreciation. We wouldn’t have gotten this far with you, our dearest patrons. ❤️❤️❤️
Much love,
~ La Rosa in Fiore