
So happy to know that you enjoyed it, my friend. (“⌒∇⌒”)
~ Signora Paola

So happy to know that you enjoyed it, my friend. (“⌒∇⌒”)
~ Signora Paola
I am still slightly ashamed by my lack of words in the last ask the admins post (** RENOVATION NOTE: Cannot find this post on WordPress), so I have decided to answer this head-on with no reservations! (•̀o•́)ง
Desmond: Would love doing it in bed and your legs all wide opened for him. Would predominantly use his tongue for teasing, then let his fingers do the rest.
Altair: Would have a laser sharp focus on your clit. Like if you haven’t come from clitoral stimulation alone he would make sure you would (and if you have he’d make sure to wipe out your previous experiences with his technique).
Ezio: He likes to draw it out, alternate between soft and hard licking. Would love it when the you’re on top of him and you’re pretty much riding his face (and you know he’s jerking off while you’re doing it).
Connor: Very shy at first, would focus on kissing and rubbing his hands down your thighs. He’d then tease your lips, very patient, just a light flickering of his tongue. When he starts playing with your clit, watch out! He’s going to really dig in and he’d make sure to keep eye contact.
Aveline: Would run her tongue in circles around you and would love it when your hips move along with her movements. Like Ezio I see her touching herself while doing this.
Edward: Very straighforward – tongue on your clit, 2-3 fingers inside you, buuuut he’s going to be all sly and start teasing your other hole. I mentioned in the “how does each Assassin jack off” ask that I see him as someone who loves having one finger inside him. I think he’d want to ‘share’ this pleasure with you. ;D
Adéwalé: Like Ezio, I see him as someone who thoroughly enjoys it when you ride his face. Like the more aggressive, the better. He’d just lie there with his tongue out and let you dictate the rhythm. 😉
Shay: Like Desmond would love doing it on bed because he wants you all relaxed with your legs propped up on his shoulders. Would love his hair being pulled while he eats you.
Haytham: I dunno why but I see him as someone who would sneak in a session when you could be caught. Like imagine having dinner with your family and he’d sneakily go underneath the table, going under your skirts and just diving in. He’d just tease you, though. As naughty as the act is, he’s still ~gentlemanly~ enough to know your limits, and he would rather have you all alone during the main event. 😉
Shao Jun: Very light touches with her tongue, she almost looks like she’s just ‘sampling’ you. But that’s only in the beginning. She’d rather tie you down first before she gets down and dirty.
Arno: For some reason I see him as someone who would do this before a meal, so he would ask you to sit on a table while he’d kneel down in front of you. He would love it when you wrap your legs around the back of his neck while he feasted. Bon Appétit ;D
Arbaaz: Doesn’t really have a preferred position (although he quite enjoys the 69 position and you riding his face). Would be the type to take deep breaths while he’s eating you because he loves your smell.
Evie: Would mostly use her thumb to play with your clit, but would sometimes alternate it with some rapid tongue movements. She would rather her tongue do the work inside you, though, and boy, does she know how to work that tongue.
Jacob: Would start aggressive (like “let me throw you over this desk” type of aggressive), but would dial it back when you’re getting really excited. Would be the type who would leave hickeys and bite marks on your inner thighs. Like Altair, would be really focused on your clit, but would sometimes have his fingers do all the work and have his mouth unoccupied because he loves to talk dirty.
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Aaaaaand once again I have managed to fry my brain.
~ Signora Paola (forget the smelling salts, get a defibrillator stat)
Oh, my dearest anon!

I can be your summer whenever you need it, amore…
Grazie mille for your lovely words,
~Claudia

Glad you liked it, amico mio! I was quite disappointed with myself because I couldn’t write something coherent, so I really hope the GIFs were okay. ♥️
~ Signora Paola
Ah, yes! La bella Dita Von Teese! She’s truly one of our examples to follow!

I’m glad you got to know her by us! She’s truly an icon of glamour and sensuality. Her books are very good, too!
~Claudia
“The way Connor twirls his tomahawk around while idling (not fighting) is completely mesmerizing. All I can think of is Connor putting his dexterous fingers to use on my body; fingering me and teasing me to an orgasm. All the while, he’s whispering dirty things to me and encouraging me to come for him and finally calling me a “Good girl” after I cum screaming his name”.

You can find the rest of set here. ~Claudia

Oh, mio caro, thank you for your kind words. I’m happy this blog of ours makes you happy and fills you with excitement. I do think we’re like a family: we learn new things, we share and we love each other… Una grande famiglia felice!
Grazie ancora, tesoro!
~Claudia
Grazie! ♥️ And you’ve just given me this lovely mental image of being in a reality show like The Bachelor or The Bachelorette where the contestants are the Assassins and Templars, and you get to spend some private time with each of them while you choose who among them is your perfect mate~
~ Signora Paola (who would probably end up taking at least two of them)
Oh, you meant that gif ?
You don’t even need any imagination, because that gif is talking for itself, honestly
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
-Sister Teodora, who is incredibly lucky to have that on her phone, her laptop and her Xbox One.
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Ahhh, yes. This GIF. I know Sister Teodora’s love for Monsieur Dorian is limitless and I do have two very demanding Assassins already taking up much of my free time, but.
But.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Monsieur Dorian est l’homme parfait français! I admit, I’ve been quite curious at what he has to offer, perhaps I’ll spend more time with him now… Quel homme!
~Claudia
This message has been simmering for so long on our inbox primarily because my brain kept malfunctioning at the thought of each male Assassin masturbating.

This is probably the toughest ask we’ve received so far (even tougher than this) but I always do welcome the challenge.
With that said… *clears throat*
Desmond: With all the ancestral memories he’s seeing with the Animus (especially having to ‘experience’ Altair make love to Maria and Ezio’s steamy night with Cristina) I’d imagine he’s one very frustrated Assassin. He would be sleeping on that bedroll we see in Brotherhood and he’d lie face down while he’s working himself furiously. Wouldn’t take him long, too, and he’d bite his pillow to keep quiet.
Altair: I’d imagine he’s the type who would jack off in between missions. He’d be very quick and efficient about it, very rough, very quiet with a single grunt signalling that he’s done.
Ezio: For some reason I see him enjoying it the most when he’s overlooking a city. Like it’s some form of exhibitionism and the idea that someone could look up and see him jacking off turns him on so much. He’d be noisy, too, and he would be very messy.
Connor: He’s the type who would prolong it, pushing himself ever closer to the edge and stopping a second before climax. He would do this repeatedly in one night because he’s the type who loves to ‘challenge’ himself and see just how long he can last. Would alternate between his left and right hands if one is feeling tired (gotta love his ambidexterity 8D).
Edward: I can see him as uncut so he loves to pull that extra skin. Very straightforward except that he loves a bit of ass play and has the best orgasms when he has one finger inside himself.
Adéwalé: Would have a huge thing for temperature play and loves to pinch his nipples with his other hand. Would go a little too rough to the point that it’s almost painful (he’s the type who would love dry masturbation).
Shay: Is the type who would tease himself and would roam his hands all over his body, very slow and deliberate – it’s almost like he’s giving a show. I can see him touching himself everywhere except where he needs it the most because he loves to torture himself.
Arno: Loves to fondle with his frenulum a lot. Could actually come just from stimulating it. Like Connor he loves to prolong his pleasure. If he lived in the modern world I could see him owning a cock ring (or five).
Jacob: Would alternate between rough pulls and slow teasing. Is also an “edger” like Connor and Arno, but he’s less about wanting to know how long he can last and more of the fact that he is addicted to the feeling of being on edge. Is the type who would bite on his fist when he comes to keep quiet (not that it really helps). Would also be the one most likely to have tasted his own, uhm, essence.
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…..God I have never blushed so hard my entire life.
~ Signora Paola (someone please fetch her smelling salts again)
