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i beg to differ! well, everyone has different tastes, but i bet some of us find paul’s voice very alluring and sexy (he can do that when he’s not playing a big goofball ;p) well… i am one of those who love his voice (as well as voices of many other va’s that voiced our beloved assassins, i’m just a big voice fetishist ♥)

February 23, 2016
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Come, sit over here and let’s have coffee (or tea if you prefer that), anon.

~ Signora Paola (a connoisseur of ear porn since 2005)

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Join us, amore! We should talk more about the subject…

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

I swear to God, I’m going to start reading every Jacob confession with Paul Amos’s voice in my head, and that bothers me so much. These confessions are supposed to be sexy, and that voice just makes things funnier than they should be.

February 23, 2016
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I think several people would beg to disagree with your statement, anon. (¬‿¬)

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

Is it bad that I secretly want to be a burlesque performer?

February 23, 2016

Not at all, amore! Being a burlesque performer is an art that requires discipline, dedication, and a positive mental attitude towards your body and yourself. Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t do it! If you want to be a glamorous, famous and talented burlesque performer, you have to put your mind, body and soul to it. Go for it, I’m sure you’ll do just fine!

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~Claudia

Secluded Haystack

Not a confession, but where are the Evie confessions on Secluded Haystack?! C’mon, I can’t be the only gay girl that is desperate for a talented writer to post something. I beg you fellow sinners, do a gay girl a solid please. I’m terrible at writing, otherwise I’d do it.

February 23, 2016

I’ve honestly always wanted to write something for Evie, but nothing’s really popped in my mind until now. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I can’t promise a timeframe (because I can be terribly slow when it comes to writing), so to anyone who loves Evie, please help a girl out! ♥️

~ Signora Paola

Secluded Haystack

I’m currently writing a Jacob modern AU Drabble thing for the haystack and I’m wondering whether to come off anon- but after reading Signora Paola’s stuff I feel my smut is more than less of worth to this wonderful smutty haystack, and it would be better if I remained masked for the terrible smut that might ensue…. O.o

February 23, 2016

Awww, please don’t say that! Please don’t compare your work with others’ unless it’s for inspiration. (´∀｀)♡ We all started somewhere and practise really does work wonders!

Please do it for him ~

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~ Signora Paola

Secluded Haystack

oMG so on the subject of names, i had never been to the haystack before and the first story i read was the phone call and i didn’t know why the page wanted my name so i entered a ridiculous phrase instead, thinking it was spam. i can’t convey how hard i laughed when i got to “you’re such a naughty girl, nugget fucker 3000.” “beg for my cock, nugget fucker 3000.” “language, nugget fucker 3000, remember where you are…” oh man i’m dying laughing again i’m so sorry XD

February 23, 2016

Oh, didn’t you see the “Javascript enabled; the page will prompt you a few questions important to the story” notice? I am disappoint.

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~ Signora Paola

Secluded Haystack

I love that Connor smut ya’ll recently posted. It was fluffy in a way and to be honest I’m insecure when it comes with me showing off my body, and Connor’s comfort is so soothing. I want someone to be that understanding and calming like that—so much trust and intension. I love it. Thank god for whoever wrote it, it was very sexy yet passionate and arouse-able I should say haha!

February 23, 2016
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I’m very sure that the one who wrote it is so delighted to hear your wonderful comment. ♥️ It’s never confirmed, but I think it’s pretty much canon that Connor would be a very caring and considerate lover who would unleash his wild side if needed 8D

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

Oh god. I was the one who sent in the Shay confession that takes place in his captain’s cabin. I had so much confidence when I sent that in and now I’ve turned into little bird reading it. That was my first confession. Grazie mille, ladies.

February 23, 2016

Oh, yes, that confession was… piccante e caldo! I don’t blame you for feeling all hot and bothered while reading it, I mean that image of Shay I chose had the intention of… heating your blood.

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Prego, amore, keep up with the dirty fantasies!
~Claudia

Miscellaneous

I am so Happy I found this Page, I thought for a long time that, I was being wrong to think even half the thing people have been saying on here, and now I see this page and I feel like am not alone any more, Thank you so SO much for making this page for us all <3, PS I have to say I love the Jacob ones the most, but Shhh don’t tell the others….

February 22, 2016

I’m glad you found this page, amore! To see people that share your fantasies or that inspire you is the best feeling ever, and one of the reasons we have this blog.

Signore Frye appreciates your constant attention, my dear!

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Grazie mille for your lovely words!
~Claudia