We hope we’re not too late to greet you a happy birthday, my friend! Got any confessions you want to share to celebrate this occasion? ;D
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
Yes, I received your e-mail (I sent a response as well). 😀
Jacob’s certainly been very busy these past several months. I daresay he even kind of ruined the queue and posting schedule of the blog because there were just too many of him.
It’s just So Jacob™ to ruin a perfectly oiled machine like the Rosa in Fiore, isn’t it?
~ Signora Paola
grazie mille, caro Dolcezza! I’ve been so happy to help out and it’s all the sweeter that my efforts are being enjoyed. This message really made my day, Dolcezza. Grazie di nuovo!
♡ Fiora
Bless you and your wonderful message, dear anon! Indeed, the point of this blog is for everyone to share their dirty thoughts about the wonderful AC characters, finding like-minded people, and enjoying it. We will never criticise anyone for not having the best grammar; what’s most important is you shared your thoughts! ♥️
~ Signora Paola
That’s why we’re here, my friend! We want everyone to be comfortable and to feel at home here.♥️ Each one of us here is
ೕ(˃̵ᴗ˂̵ ๑)
Love,
~ Signora Paola
Congratulations, my friend! And you didn’t choose to be anonymous, too! I’m proud of you! It feels great to see your confession up, isn’t it? (‘∀’●)♡
Love,
~ Signora Paola
And look @yodaismaibeotch you have an admirer! ♥️ We surely wouldn’t mind seeing more Altaïr on the Haystack!
~ Signora Paola
I am so thrilled that this blog has helped you, my friend! It’s surprising just how this little bordello that started as a bit of fun for us has been beneficial to some of you. Comments like yours truly make my day, so thank you for sharing this with us. ♥️
~ Signora Paola
There, there. Let the old seasoned Signora Paola offer you an advice: Read, and read a lot. I can tell you to go out there and have sex, but 1) It’s not something that should be forced, and 2) Experience may be the best teacher, but it’s another to actually read and see how the writers hone their craft and take notes. The internet is at your fingertips and I’m pretty sure Googling ‘writing erotica’ would give you a wealth of information!
Also, it’s quite unfair that fanfiction is looked down upon (and even ridiculed) by the mainstream, but just browsing Archive Of Our Own and looking for the best ones can really give you a feel on how writing smut should work. That’s how I personally got to it. I’m not saying that everyone should follow my lead, but reading fanfiction does help a lot!
I am sure our patrons can offer more advice, so they are very free to reblog this post and add their own. ♥️
Good luck and much love,
~ Signora Paola
Honestly, ever since that minor Twitter hoopla I’ve always wondered if he has a Tumblr account. He could be anywhere.
I certainly hope the fella you met plans to submit his confessions here.
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~ Signora Paola