Yeeeees! Thats true! <3 And we’re a happy, big, sinning family!

-Sister Teodora.
Yeeeees! Thats true! <3 And we’re a happy, big, sinning family!

-Sister Teodora.
I can sympathize, my dear anon. After all, some of these answers I wrote were done during my break at work. It has taken considerable willpower for me to keep a poker face each time.

~ Signora Paola

Grazie infinite, my dear! I’m currently in the middle of editing several confessions, so this is a very lovely message to read while I’m on a break. ♥️
Much love,
~ Signora Paola
Awww, mio dolce caro! We’re pleased to know this BIG family makes you comfortable and happy! We have created this trustworthy place for all fans and we hope to continue doing so. It’s people like you that make our job so much fun.

Grazie mille, amore!
~Claudia

Grazie mille for your wonderful words, my friend! It always brings us the greatest satisfaction to see one of our patrons pleased with this bordello. I have joked with the other ladies that we should be paid with something more substantial running the blog (such as an assassino waiting on our bed every night *coughs*) but truthfully, your happiness is the best reward we can get. (‘∀’●)♡
Love,
~ Signora Paola

Indeed. The challenge will be keeping it within the word count limit, honestly.
~ Signora Paola

~ Signora Paola (whose idea for the 40-year-old Jacob drabble is set on a modern AU unfortunately)

Frankly, I am very pleased to see more Evie entries on the Haystack – and I wouldn’t mind getting more! Surely her brother shouldn’t be the only one who gets all the fun. (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و
~ Signora Paola

Grazie di cuore for your sweet and thoughtful words, my dear! You have certainly made my fairly tiring day a lot better! (´∀`)♡ I daresay you have even energised me to work on this Haystack business I still need to finish. So thank you once again! ♥️
~ Signora Paola
Who wouldn’t, indeed?

He is very dapper and handsome, isn’t he.
~ Signora Paola (who made that gif for all the 40-year-old Jacob… connoisseurs of this blog)
