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Who are the Assassin’s porno lookalikes? Or lookalikes for other ac characters?
May 3, 2020
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It’s quite comforting the amount of dirty thoughts and fantasies people have about fictional characters. How it’s not just me, seriously do you have any idea how validating that would have been for an eleven year old me? Growing up playing Ezio and Connor, no else cared for video games except the male elitists who bullied me for my interest in games. I had no one to tell how hot I found Ezio and how I fell in love with Connor more for his personality. Thanks Asscreed (lmao that sentence though)!
April 30, 2020We very much welcome you, dearest! No fantasy is too dirty in these parts (as long as it abides by our rules of course). 😉
I believe that, at first, nearly all of us denied not only to other people but to ourselves about being attracted (especially sexually attracted) to video game characters. “Why do I want to have sex with someone who doesn’t exist? And that’s made up of a bunch of polygons? IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!” That was honestly my first thought when I discovered that I was attracted to a video game character. I can just imagine how it would be an even weirder experience for someone to get attracted to a video game character that was designed during the 80′s, when game characters were literally made up of blocky pixels. We actually got lucky with the current generation of games, with characters being so life-like and being voiced by real people. Certainly not as weird compared to the early days. 🤣 But I digress.
Oh, and now I really want to ask our patrons: Who was the video game character that you were first sexually attracted to? Mine would be Dante from the first Devil May Cry. Sure, I was attracted to other characters before him, like Squall Leonhart from Final Fantasy VIII, but it was more of a “oh, he’s cute” type of attraction. Dante was legitimately the first game character that, shall we say, pulled my devil trigger 😏 Anyway, I’m very curious to know about our patrons’ replies!
Love,
~ Signora Paola
To our valued patrons,
I have changed the bordello’s theme when viewed with a browser to make it more compliant with Tumblr’s changes. If you’ve only browsed La Rosa in Fiore using the app, then I encourage you to check out our web version to be able to see our subpages (yes, we do have them!). And if your browser is able to run java scripts, our bordello has a little music player that will run in the background, softly playing popular themes from Assassin’s Creed!
And while we’re at the subject of our “hidden” features: Did you know that we have our own fanfiction site called Secluded Haystack? We also have 50 Shades of Pene, a repository of fanfictions that were inspired by actual confessions found here at La Rosa in Fiore! Truthfully, it has been a long, long while that we have updated them. But if you haven’t seen them before, then I encourage you to give them a look. Maybe you’ll get inspired enough to send us your own submissions, too (just make sure to read our FAQ first!). 😘
Molte grazie for reading and I wish you all good health and safety!
Love,
~ Signora Paola
‘Happy Birthday to both Connor (4/4) and I (4/30). This year because of the you know what, we’re staying in and making the best of it! Thankfully I got my shopping for Connor’s gifts done early this year besides getting “normal” gifts. I ended up getting a silk tie, a new lingerie to wear for him, and a collar for him to place on me; had to replace the old one after years of use. I can’t wait to see the look on his face and what all he has planned for us. Happy Birthday, Mr Kenway.’
Advanced happy birthday, dearest confessor! We’re certain Connor has quite a delightful night planned ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I have told this to my sister, my mom and two of my best friends. After being introduced to so many assassins and templars, I’ve had this feeling for one and that is Jacob Frye. Not just because he is hot and handsome (they are bonus) but because his character and the way it evolved through the game and 20 years later. He is the only assassin that I’m willing to actually marry and have a family with him. I love Jacob so much that I want my future partner in life be just like him.
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@ellie-rosewood, that’s very sweet, dearest! While we are a dirty confessions blog, we would be unkind not to share your lovely submission. We are certain Jacob would be very pleased ❤️
‘So seeing that Desmond’s birthday is coming up on the 13th, I only just now realized that I share a birthday with him! I would love to have some double-birthday sex, with lots of rope and toys❤ He deserves to be treated like a king, and I a queen.’
Fantastico, dearest anon! Buon compleanno from all of us here at La Rosa in Fiore!
‘For Altair’s Birthday, my gift to him would be my body. I would let him have his way with me. I would gladly submit myself to his authority. I would do anything for this man. Slow and passionate, or rough and endless amounts of rounds of love making. I would happily take anything. My precious boy deserves to have a good time. My birthday is actually the day after his, so, I am sure that Altair would gladly return the favor. ;)’
Confession [@x-klamstrakur]
Advanced happy birthday! What great timing indeed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Can you believe it’s now the year 2020 and La Rosa in Fiore is now pushing seven-years-old? We certainly still have a hard time believing that we even got to our fifth year in the first place! And it’s all because of YOU, our dearest patrons, who keep sending us your deliciously sinful confessions. We really couldn’t have come this far without your support. 💖💖💖
From the bottom of our hearts, molte grazie for being with us all these years! Here’s to another sinful year and to more sexy Assassins and Templars that will inspire your dirtiest thoughts~
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Love,
~ La Rosa in Fiore
‘(This is my first confession without anon) I would honestly love to have a nice, hot threesome with Lucy Thorne and Evie Frye. Having Lucy fingering and eating me out while Evie grinds her pussy on my face while she’s rubbing her clit. Oh Gods I wish they were real.’
Confession [@savageymir]
Congratulations on your first confession off-anon! We’re very proud and happy for you!
May you be filled with your favourite assassin/templar this holiday season!
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