Grazie di cuore, my friend! And Desmond needs to be on the Haystack without a doubt! Just look at him
That is the face of a man who is ready for some action, and not only during his birthday. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am certain our patrons would very much want to read it!
~ Signora Paola
I shall forgive and watch, while you do that, sweetness 😉
-Sister Teodora.
My job here is done, my dears. (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و
Ever grateful and much love,
~ Signora Paola
I believe seeing Signore Frye in such a… precarious state was all most of us ever wanted! I’m guessing someone can’t handle too many drinks…
~Claudia (who could outdrink Signore Frye easily~)
If Signore Frye needs someone of a lesser constitution to drink with, then I would happily sacrifice my own dignity to keep him company~
~ Signora Paola (who is an absolute lightweight)
The next drabble I am writing is a 40-year-old Jacob having a D/s relationship with the reader. Would that suffice? And there is one fascinating drabble about Signore Starrick brewing in the deepest pit of the Haystack; I hope you’re not too adverse to reading some dominance-submission fic involving our Templars.
~ Signora Paola
(P.S. Of course, everyone – including you, my dearest anon – is very much welcome to write this. The writers that submit on the Haystack can only do so much. ♥️)
Perhaps it is your love Signore Dorian needs, caro Dolcezza!
♡ Fiora
But, mio caro anon, can’t you see what a fine piece of work 40 y/o Signore Frye is?
Surely this consensus was achieved after long days of studying said subject… Perhaps we should repeat our experiment? I’m sure my sisters will all agree…
~Claudia
Do we even need to discuss that.
The decision is clear – at least for me.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
-Sister Teodora.
Jacob who?
~ Ezio
Honestly, I think Jacob wouldn’t even be offended. He’d be like
~ Signora Paola
I may be senile at times but that does not stop me from enjoying the finer things in life. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Ezio
Yes, you definitely should, my friend! Don’t let Connor wait too long~
~ Signora Paola