@castielsangel-x Mr. Kenway (and Mr. Cormac) appreciate all your efforts~
Hope this will quench your thirst, my dear anon~
~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
I absolutely love your blog. Some of my best orgasms have come from me reading the confessions and haystacks. I will never get tired of it.
March 19, 2016Oh, my goodness, this is truly a music to our ears, my friend. It’s one thing to be the place where people can openly share their dirtiest fantasies, but it honestly feels like we are ready to take on the world whenever we hear a grateful patron tell us that this bordello has helped them in their sex life~
~ Signora Paola (whose mind immediately played this song after reading this message therefore the shameless usage of this gif ~/o/)
Secluded Haystack
I honestly don’t know how many more Jacob drabbles my loins can handle. I’m insatiable when it comes to that man. *ovary explosion*
March 18, 2016Indeed, my friend. He is a very busy man, hopping from one patron to another, causing pandemonium and inspiring them in their, uhh, concupiscence. Because that is what Jacob Frye is: A destroyer of all that is pure in the world (and panties), weakening the knees of both women and men
~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
Not dirty but doesn’t Edward look like prince charming from sherk in some of the trailer?
March 18, 2016Prince Charming from Shrek and Edward look alike?
I think that Jamie Lannister stole his looks from Prince Charming – Edward looks a lot like that one Chris-Guy.
Right?
-Sister Teodora, who has absolutely no knowledge about actors and all that stuff.
Miscellaneous
Dammit I love this blog because of it I’m pretty much gay for Edward I mean HOT DAYUM
March 18, 2016
Well, your capitano is here, amore! You two have fun!
Grazie for your support,
~Claudia
Awww~
Grazie mille for your kind words, dearest anon! ♥️
~ The Ladies of Rosa in Fiore
Secluded Haystack
I went to the secluded haystack for the first time (I’m quickly learning that I should’ve done so a long time ago) and I noticed that there was only one story for Haytham. That’s why I’m working on writing reader/character fics so I can submit my own. Kamusta to Signora Paola and her lovely Tagalog description for Ginoong Jacob Frye. 😄
March 18, 2016Ginoong Kenway and his very thirsty fans are absolutely quivering with excitement, my dear.
~ Signora Paola (who has a soft spot for Haytham because of his true maginoo ways)
Miscellaneous
I agree 110% with the idea of honoring Arno’s ass all year. We should boy down to that bad boy everyday for the rest of our lives. *shrug*
March 17, 2016♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ) I approve 150% with this message.
Remember! Every baguette needs some attention and love ⃛ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )
-Sister Teodora
Miscellaneous
i can’t help but laugh every time i see a confession of jacob with m’lady in it. i just can’t help but laugh because im always thinking of that loser that wears fedora and calls everyone they want to dong m’lady.
March 17, 2016
Well, perhaps if you imagine Jacob saying that it would erase the imagery of said person…
….
Sweet heavens, it’s not working, is it? That term is so tainted now. (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)ﾟ
~ Signora Paola (who apologizes to anyone who submitted confessions with that term ;A;)
Secluded Haystack
I have read nearly every one of the Secluded Haystacks… Sweet Lawd you guys are a thirsty bunch. Feel free to send more <3
March 17, 2016
Thirsty? No… whoever said we were thirsty, hmm? It’s just we can’t help it, mio caro, we do try, but we can’t… I hope you don’t mind, because more are coming!
~Claudia