You are very much welcome, my friend! Sometimes the real world and its demands can be too much for us and we need to retreat into a safe place where we can freely share our thoughts and fantasies without any fear of being judged. ♥
And Signore Frye definitely appreciates your gratitude~
~ Signora Paola
It always warms our hearts to know that this bordello in all its naughtiness and oft-times silly nature has helped our wonderful patrons like you go through rough patches in their lives. Breakups are always devastating to deal with and we hope that this blog – which has really grown to an actual community now – will further help you in your healing process, my friend! Please don’t forget that we are here if you need someone to talk to, okay? ⊂((・▽・))⊃
~ Love from all of us at La Rosa in Fiore
‘Honestly, for my birthday tomorrow I want to either play with Evie’s boobs or have Desmond wrapped in nothing but silk ribbons and covered in sakura petals. Either are good, but both could be better👌’
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From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore, we would like to wish you a very happy and naughty Assassin-filled ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) birthday! ⁽(◍˃̵͈̑ᴗ˂̵͈̑)⁽
WELL I am very pleased to see more food porn asks. 8D I hope my answers don’t disappoint, my dear! (Since the yema can either be solid like a chewable candy or more of a filling – as is the case with yema-filled buns ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) – I’ll take these into consideration for each character)
Desmond: A candy in between his lips but he cannot eat it because you’d like to eat it yourself…. and then lick off any excess from his lips.
Altaïr: Pretend to feed him a candy, but once he tries to take a bite you withdraw and place it inside your mouth. You wouldn’t close your mouth though; you’d have your tongue out daring him to take it. When he tries to take it, you withdraw further back AND THEN you eat the damn thing. He’d be very frustrated with you mwahaha.
Ezio: Feed him a yema candy, but quickly kiss him to get a taste of it inside his mouth. 8D
Connor: Sticky filling all over his abs and maybe even his pecs. But never on the nipples, no. Who wouldn’t love to tease this wolf? I mean, imagine licking it off around it and driving him crazy. 8D
Aveline: Drip the filling on her legs and thighs then sloooooooowly lick your way upwards.
Edward: If you’d tease Connor by not licking his nipples, you’d drive Edward nuts by dripping that filling on his nipples and doing slow circular licks and occasionally using your teeth lightly. ;D
Adéwalé: Filling drizzled on his back, specifically, the indention of his spine. Slow and long lick that may extend up to the top of his ass. 8D
Shay: Lick a filling from his collarbone all the way to his neck and chin, then give him a taste by giving him a deep but brief kiss. Hurhur.
Haytham: Feign your most innocent and most puppy dog like expression and ask him to hand-feed you a candy… then nipping his finger in the process. ;D
Arno: Well you already mentioned licking it off his butt, soooo I’m gonna say I’d place several candies on top of his buns and picking each one off with your teeth and “accidentally” biting him in the process.
Shao Jun: A candy on her bellybutton (because I think she has a really cute one). You’d take a bite and nibble on the skin bellow her bellybutton, but you’d make her laugh by alternating it with blowing raspberries on it. ;D
Arbaaz: Drizzling the filling on his hipbones that would leave a sexy trail so close to his groin.
Evie: Several candies lined up on her cleavage. Because wouldn’t you want to bury your face on it and nom your way through that? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jacob: “Accidentally” dipping his fingers into the sticky filling and offering to clean them. We know he has long fingers, so you can practise your, ehem, skills and see just how far you can take his fingers. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
“That shilling necklace around Jacob’s neck is just begging to be pulled, and it’d be such a fun way to take control over him. I bet he would even find it arousing.”
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Speaking of that necklace: Imagine watching that necklace move with increasing tempo while he’s on top screwing you to oblivion~
~ Signora Paola
Awww, come here and give us a snuggle, my dear
I’m certain @sjoraet will be very happy to hear your comment! And it’s really one of the greatest joys of maintaining this blog to see our wonderful patrons being uplifted by DACS. ❣╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯❣
Love,
~ Signora Paola
Aww I’m really glad that what we do here cheers you up! That makes me happy to know that you’re happy. :’D And you’re very most welcome!
– Ezio Auditore
‘I want to seduce Arno with a fan in my hand and wearing just tights, while laying in his bed. 👄 Yes that’s a reference to Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette.’
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Oh~ You mean like this, amore?
~Claudia
Maraming salamat po! It’s always a pleasure to see another Filipino in this part of the fandom; I honestly thought that we are so few you can count us with one hand. (*≧▽≦)
Nagmamahal,
~ Signora Paola
I blame Ate Jill (Paola) for all the traffic we get from the PI, beahahakha~
Mabuhay, kababayan! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to know there are a lot of us here.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
– Ezio Auditore
‘Look at how Altaïr walks in “gentle push” mode. That swagger, along with the occasional hand-on-breast action makes me think his hips… certainly don’t lie ♪( ´▽｀)’
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‘It’s my birthday on Saturday and I would love nothing more than to play Seven Minutes in Heaven with all the Assassins plus Shay. Oh, just imagine all the shenanigans that would go down! 😉’
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From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore, buon compleanno! Indeed, what kind of dirty shenanigans would happen if you were inside a dark enclosed space with any of these ladies and gentlemen for seven minutes? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)