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Secluded Haystack

Question about Secluded Haystack (you may have answered this before): I had an idea involving Jacob and was wondering if I could write it from his perspective. Reasons being 1: I too am a dude, so I’m not qualified to try and write out what a girl really feels during sexual activity, and 2: The whole story is Jacob describing what he’s doing to our lucky lady reader. So… am I okay to do that or not?

June 7, 2016

That’s sounds like a fantastic idea, anonimo! 

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It makes sense you would like to write it like this, after all. As long as it involves the reader having a dirty time with an assassino, then we will accept it in Secluded Haystack! I think it would be interesting to post a story from his perspective and I’m sure many of our patrons would love to read it!

We hope to receive it soon!
~Claudia

Confessions

May 31, 2016

“I now cannot stop picturing Yusuf practicing his Turkish oil wrestling skills on me. Naked. In bed. Whispering dirty things in Turkish in my ear. Then, when I’m a helpless, gibbering pile of aroused jelly, barely able to hold myself up on all fours, he’ll fuck me hard but slowly from behind, his hands roaming my oil-slicked body. Be still my beating heart!”


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What a great sport to practice…
~Claudia

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Confessions

May 28, 2016

‘I’m addicted to Jacob from the trailers. I would stick to his gorgeous lips. Probably one round of passionate sex wouldn’t be enough to satisfy my hunger for him.’

/FYEO It’s my very first self edited animated GIF. I’m so happy. Love your blog!


Grazie mille! And you did a spectacular job on the GIF! ♥

Confessions, Paola's Choice

May 28, 2016

‘I think Jacob has sex like Oscar Isaac does in the movie “In Secret.” It’s so hot to watch and think of him.’


This is a clip I found on YouTube which is…. excuse me while I try not to faint too much at the imagery of Jacob with his hands doing… things under your skirt, murmuring, “Show me where.”

There’s this, too. Video quality is poor, but…

~ Signora Paola

Confessions

May 24, 2016

‘Jacob is participating on fight club but they have a weekly theme and this time it’s Turkish oil wrestling and I’m watching Jacob on first row. As he enters to the ring and the fight begins I become extremely aroused as his chest becomes very oily and I blush. Jacob sees this and winks at me while he pins the other man to the ground. “Enjoying the view kitten?” he asks and I can’t help but nod. Later we celebrate his win by him fucking me hard from behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Confession [x]


Never forget ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Miscellaneous

I just recently went through a life altering experience that’s put me in a negative emotional spiral, and I visit this blog and it always puts me in a better mood to continue writing my Ezio Brotherhood drabble and to continue trying my best for me.

May 22, 2016
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If there is anything more we can do to keep your spirits up, then we are always here to hear you out, my friend. I think people who belittle fandoms as “childish things” do not understand how having to share your passions and the overall sense of community can help someone through their darkest moments. Heck, I believe plenty of us here would say that we’ve met wonderful people who became our closest friends through this fandom.

And we are eagerly waiting for your Ezio drabble! If you need anything, we are here to help out. ♥

Love,
~ Signora Paola

Confessions

May 22, 2016

‘Oh man imagine the assassinos dancing and singing to “I Wanna Fuck You in the Ass” by the Outhere Brothers 🙈’

Listen to the song [x]

Dirty Reblogs

IVE GIVEN SO MANY CONFESSIONS I DONT KNOW IF THEY ARE MINE BY THE TIME THEY ARE POSTED

May 18, 2016

dirtybiowareconfessions:

Is it yours? Is it someone else’s? Is it mine? Who knows, certainly not I. Let us rejoice in the infinity of sin

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-edi