Well, it looks like our resident assassino has won this round of dirty polls again! We have received 231 votes in total and 38% of you voted for Signore Ezio!
The breakdown of the results is as follows:
The question is – will Ezio dominate our next round of dirty polls (which is coming very soon)? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) Only time will tell, but for now, congratulations Ezio!
I am the POLL KING~
– Ezio Auditore
My compagni at the bordello approve, and I approve~
[for the Ask Meme: Send me a Headcanon for my character and I’ll post it if I accept it]
‘I don’t know if this is an entirely new sentiment or confession or not, but here goes. So we’ve all imagined the Assassins/Templars in modern day suits and tuxedoes. But imagine them doing a striptease out of those suits. They’d make a show out of it, and we’d all probably go nuts over them.’
Oh, I approve. Even better if your favourite Assassin/Templar offers you a home service afterwards ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
You flatter me, my dear. ♥ I wish I could give you all a group hug. Truth be told I would rather keep the peace to detriment to my own emotions sometimes. I would rather not lose my cool because it is honestly not a pleasant sight. ;D Make love not war, I always say.
Grazie mille for your message!
Love,
~ Signora Paola
I can relate, my dear anon. *nods sagely* And molte grazie for your support! Have you confessed your sins already? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Thank you so much, my dearest anon! (´∀｀)♡ That drabble took me a while to do and quite frankly it gave me a bit of anxiety because of the theme. I never wrote anything like that before and I was so conscious by the misconceptions (thanks to how it’s portrayed in some mainstream fiction -_-). Anyway, the good news is, writing everything in one go meant that you wouldn’t have to wait too long for part 2 since it’s now ready for publishing. 8D
Thank you again! It’s comments like yours that feed us writers and make us want to do more. ♥️
Love,
~ Signora Paola
Well, now that you mentioned it… I just might, my dearest anon. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Grazie! ♥
~ Signora Paola (who has actually finished another Jacob drabble, but is still working on the art to accompany it)
Eyefucking you.
I can’t help but notice his nostrils HAHAHA
Mia signora, my nose makes the ladies go round once I get down there and get dirty.
– Ezio Auditore
‘I wanna go down on Ezio and do such a good job that he says “molto bene on my pene”.’
Caption aside, I want that photo.
#I DON’T NORMALLY REBLOG THESE #BUT OH MY GOD #THAT IS BOTH THE BEST AND WORST THING TO HEAR WHILE GIVING A BLOWJOB #LIKE LEGIT HOW WOULD YOU NOT BURST INTO LAUGHTER IMMEDIATELY
– Ezio Auditore
‘Paola is easily my favourite lady of the franchise. Oh the fun we could have with a bottle of wine (or three) and a long night… Come live with me please? <3′
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Well, come here and let me work my magic, amore
Patiently waiting,
~ Signora Paola 😘