This must be awkward but exciting at the same time, eh?
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I’m sure @thenoahwatts is glad!
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I think we are doing it right, har har. 8)
I am not a fan of summer either and its extremely hot at my place right now, therefore I FEEL you.
-Sister Teodora.
Show of hands, people. 😉
~ Signora Paola (who headcanons Jacob as being a silly romantic)
‘Every time I’m at the airport I fantasize about Jacob being a security guard there. During the checkup he asks me to move aside for additional check. We go to the empty room where he orders me to take off my clothes. Then he sweeps his black baton across my slick pussy and pushes it inside. “I need to check every place, ma’am,” he smirks and in the end he fucks me while leaving hickeys all over my neck so I would be embarrassed because of it later.’
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Well. Now I know what to do the next time I have a 3++ hour transit time at the airport
~ Signora Paola (who is now thinking of an entire airport/airplane AU which of course includes Jacob being a loyal member of the Mile High Club ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
‘I did not expect to love the Frye twins as much as I did, in more ways than one. They’re fun and interesting characters, but Jacob is stupidly sexy and Evie is simply sexy and gorgeous. Now I don’t know if I want him, her, or both.’
*nods sagely*
~ Signora Paola
Ciao, amore! Thank you so, so much for your kind words! We’re very glad you feel that way and that you enjoy coming to our blog! Keep sinning!
~Claudia
‘I don’t care how improbable it is, but I really just want to have sex with Connor in a zero gravity environment. Yes, space sex. And we’d do it multiple times just because I’m curious which sex positions are best when you’re in space or if we need to create a “new” one. And he’d be willing each time because he’s always looking for a way to outdo himself. ;D Afterwards, once we’re both spent and very tired, we’d snuggle while gazing at the stars and nebulae. While still floating, yes.’
Just imagine exploring all this beauty
(Source)
With Connor beside you after making love~
There can only be one Father Jacob! Never forget~
And Latin, you say? Excuse me while I imagine Signore Frye speaking in Latin he’d probably have an atrocious accent but who cares
~ Signora Paola
Hmmm, let me verify…
No, it’s not working. Try again later, anonimo!
~Claudia
Oh thank you so much! ;w;
Honestly, it all started with just dirty polls back in 2013 when it was just me, because I was curious back then to see what people think…it was all just for kicks and giggles. And now it’s grown into this huge thing!
I never thought that we’d even have a thing like the Secluded Haystack (courtesy of Paola and her shenanigans lol) when I came back from ‘retirement’ aha!
Gosh thank you so much; you don’t know how much this means to me…These are *indeed* a ton of work and very much inquires a big time investment! I’ll admit, sometimes I get burned out from doing the polls (I’ve yet to dish out the General DACS Poll results and the graphic that I promised a while back *orz*). some days it feels more like homework than something I enjoy, but then I have to remember that our patrons are understanding; this blog is for fun, don’t stress yourself out; real life always comes first lol~
I know 50 Shades looks like bare ones right now, and I’m doing a major rehaul, but it still means a lot that you appreciate what I came up with, even though there’s not much on there right now aha. But I will make a special layout, comprehensive guidelines and everything! Just stay tuned, and once again, thank you for your patience and patronage! ♥
– Ezio Auditore
Thank you so much, my dear anon! It’s really nice to see our efforts appreciated. ♥ Making graphics is second nature to me (considering what I do in real life), so I’ve grown very efficient making and editing your confessions. It’s writing those headcanons and even responding to your messages that frankly take me a while to do. ._.
There are those days when I kind of wish that we go back to being a strictly confessions page lol, but I do understand that the bordello has become far more than that. It’s a real, honest-to-goodness community now! It honestly makes me wish that Tumblr has better features for online community management (something at par with LiveJournal’s), so we can interact even better! Imagine having threaded discussions and the shenanigans that will ensue… ಥ ͜ʖ ಥ
Ah, but I’ve rambled too much. As Signore Ezio mentioned, we really appreciate your continued patronage and your patience! We wouldn’t have gotten this far without your support. ♥
~ Signora Paola