‘I know Signora Paola says that Jacob’s a member of the Mile High club, but you could also say that Arno and Elise were the earliest members before that was even a thing. Hell, we don’t know what happened up in that hot-air balloon. There was certainly plenty of room for them to… have their initiation to that club.’
Oh, I agree. Especially with Arno’s grin the morning after (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
~ Signora Paola
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ladies and Gentlemen…..
Jacob Frye.
*plays this song on repeat*
Awesome artwork, my dear! And please do stop me from incorporating Dat Ass™ in the DirtyAssCreedSecrets logo.
~ Signora Paola
“It’s my birthday soon, so time to start wishing: I would love some girl-on-girl activities with Claudia, thank you and please.”
Oh, my… Well amore mio, since you’re already here might as well get started. Shall we?
~Claudia
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Considering I was the one who wrote that confession… oh, dear Anon, you have certainly planted a seed for yet another Jacob drabble that I want to write.
Oh, may the lords of porn grant me to write all of them. 🙏
~ Signora Paola
I had to use that gif whoops
Well, considering that quite a lot of confessions about Jacob were a great deal about his brazen and his–ehem–cocky approach in bed it’s no surprise that he won this round of dirty polls. We received 193 votes in total and 34% of you voted for Jacob!
The breakdown of the results is as follows:
So will Signore Frye win our next round of dirty polls? Stay tuned! For now – congratulations to His Impetuousness himself – Sir Jacob Frye!
We are here for the dirty details, sweetheart, not the fluff ♥
(Tho this message is cute.)
-Sister Teodora.
More details, anon! More details! ♥
-Sister Teodora.
‘It’s my birthday (7/25) and all I wish for is Arno giving me a lap dance~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
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From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore, happy birthday! In the absence of an Arno shaking his booty I hope you like the little Photoshop “doctoring” I did for this image. o/
~ Signora Paola
‘I didn’t like him so much at first, but now I’m totally obsessed with 40-year-old Jacob. Just imagine him twenty years later, matured and more experienced; he would make love to you every night to make you feel the queen of this world. His wife must be so lucky omg. Anyways I’ll keep daydreaming that I’m her, of course :))’
Not to mention more patient and has learned how to anticipate things. Imagine how much that would benefit his skills in the bedroom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
“Arno Dorian more like dat ass tho… 👌”
Couldn’t say no to the French booty, so here’s a gif of the best assassin booty in action! (Let us pretend he’s saying ‘thank you’ to you, for complimenting his booty!)
~Claudia
Confessed by: blackheartsweater
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