‘Here’s the competition: a passionate night between Arno and Shay. An assassin against a templar. Who will please me the best? Should I join the Order or the Creed?’
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As we say here in La Rosa in Fiore…
‘My birthday was fairly recent, on the 3rd of November actually. However that doesn’t stop me from badly wanting Jacob in me. I’d love for him to fuck me against a wall, or at least eat me out while I’m enjoying my cake. It wouldn’t matter which one he does in order. After all, it was my birthday and I’d like him to surprise me.’
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Belated happy birthday from us here at La Rosa in Fiore, dear confessor! We’re very certain Signor Frye has a lot of…. sinful tricks underneath that sleeve
‘My birthday was on the 7th, and oh how I’d love to have had Mr. Frye spoiling me all day. Especially with those soft lips and large hands of his. And would do the exact same for him.’
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A very happy belated birthday to you anon! Hope you and Jacob have an excellent day together.
Previously, we asked you whose male Templar voice makes you tempt to do very sinful things ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) Well, you’ve spoken and it’s clear that many of you are very much captivated by Haytham Kenway’s voice! Here’s the breakdown of the results:
Now we wonder who is going to win if we pit the new Lord of the TEMPTlars with the current Lord of the AssasSINS himself, Jacob Frye. 😏😏😏 But maybe that is a poll for another day. For now, a very big congratulations to Grand Master of the TEMPTlars (and your fantasies), Haytham Kenway!
‘Hello beautiful lovely sisters, this is my very first confession and I’m a little nervous. I’ve been locked up for five months due to the virus and beginning to feel like Rapunzel. Though I wouldn’t complain if Connor was in the same room with me, so that way he can keep me company (in many ways 😏🤤)’
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Congratulations on your first confession, dearest confessor! We’re very certain Connor has ways to keep you occupied during lockdown ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) And since you mentioned feeling like Rapunzel, now imagine him calling out to you to let him come inside your… campanile (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
I’d give Arno a most memorable birthday he’d wish would never end. Start off with a simple date, tease him as time passes, leading him to beg for more, making him want to end the date soon so we could have some “Cake and ice cream” All leading to an endless night of passionate, intense, and mind blowing sex that just makes him crave for more.
And as a token for my efforts, I feel he would take lead, but of course I would need to beg him in his native tongue.
So… S’il te plaît, baise ma cervelle.
Translation: Please fuck my brains out. 😂
Bon Anniversaire, Mr. Arno Dorian. 😉❤
Confession [@mysterous1412]
It’s my birthday on 30/07, and Jacob and I “accidentally” started a tradition to go see a male strip show whenever it’s one of our birthdays. With lockdown going on, I imagine Jacob will take it on himself to be the stripper for the evening, and I honestly can’t wait 🤤’
Confession [@marshmallow–3]
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I hope you like this little edit I made, dearest! It’s been a while so mi dispiace if it looks a little rough. 😅 But maybe not as rough as Jacob would handle you later, huh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
‘Tomorrow (28th of July) is my birthday and all I want is a nice and intimate day and night with Crawford Starrick. Giving me all his attention for my day..’
Confession [@fatummeum]
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From all of us here at La Rosa in Fiore, we’d like to greet you a very happy birthday!
Since I came back to rebuild @dirtyasscreedsecrets from the Great (Porn) Purge of 2019, I have seen a loss in followers. But ever since Tumblergo began censoring us, we’ve gained more instead. What a surprise!
We gained 10+ followers since the start of the censorship!
I guess it goes to show that you can’t stop us, Tumblergo~
Thank to all the new recruits! And please, pardon our dust. We are in the midst of rebuilding the Brotherhood if things get worse (we encourage you to check out our DACS Dreamwidth page for the time being). Nonetheless, we appreciate your support during these troubling times.
Vittoria Agli Assassini!
— Ezio
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Hi! It’s been forever since I last wrote to you guys. I just wanted to say how sad I am at Tumblr being a literal dick and cockblocking you. I really hope this blog survives on here, I have been a patron for about 4 years now? Wow, time flies by. You guys have helped me through some difficult times, and I just want to say thank you for that. I wish you all the best of luck.
July 15, 2020
Grazie mille for your very kind words, @estel619! I’m so happy you haven’t left us; 4 years is more than half of the bordello’s age! I’m actually still a little amazed that DACS has been around since 2013, and is still going on despite all these roadblocks. We really wouldn’t have gotten this far without your support, especially the patrons who have been with us since the very beginning. So, thank you so much… a thousand times thank you. Your encouragement is a source of comfort in these trying times. 💖
Love,
~ Signora Paola