‘I really want to see Ezio in a maid dress! I think it would be super cute and sexy, especially if he wears thigh high socks and some cute panties 😉’
At your service, madonna~
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Looking up at the bright starry night sky I sigh contently on board Edward’s ship. His strong arms wrapped around me and his intoxicating scent surrounding me as he stares up at the sky with me makes me feel safe.
October 27, 2016
Does sharing such an intimate moment with Signore Kenway inspire you to do other things that inspire much sinning? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do tell us, my dear.
~ Signora Paola
I have returned to this lovely blog and seen it has grown and the confessions are as risqué as they’ve always been. Anyways I’ve got another confession to add on to the pile I’ve already got. ‘Looking up at the stars from a balcony in France with Arno as he takes me from behind. Just seeing those beautiful stars and having the feeling of him ravaging me at the same time makes it ecstasy.’
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Welcome back to our wonderful bordello of sinning! Nice to see that you are again
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Hey ladies, I drew a shirtless Jacob getting ready for fight club and undressing and I was wondering if I could share it with you lovely ladies. Because I know the ladies and gentlemen that like Jacob would want some more shirtless drawings of him. XD It’s okay if you don’t want to share it tho. I understand. :)
October 24, 2016( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do our patrons say?
I mean, I don’t think I even need to ask the obvious. Yes, we would very much like to see it, my dearest anon! If it’s okay with you and if you have a Tumblr, we would reblog it from your blog or, if you have a DeviantArt (or any offsite art page), we would happily link it here! Otherwise, feel free to use our submit box. ♥
We are waiting 😉
~ Signora Paola
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Not a confession I just wanted to say this. I’ve never been able to see why people thought Ezio was sexy… not until the most recent Ezio confession. Now I am a believer! Thank all of you for that wonderful confession and editing! <3
October 21, 2016You were referring to this, correct? 😉
It is good that you have seen the light, my friend! Signore Auditore just exudes that unique kind of predatory sensuality when he has that hood up. One can argue that all the Assassins have that appeal – and I definitely agree ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) – but Ezio’s a league of his own. 😉
~ Signora Paola
Welcome to the Brotherhood, anonimo. ;P
– Ezio
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Thank you for the wonderful reply on my latest ask. It cheered me up, as I have recently lost a much loved pet. And I really think the idea of having degrees in our chosen Assassins is a great and fun idea. How about making that happen guys? Please?
October 20, 2016First of all, our condolences. Some of us have/had animal companions as well, so we personally know how devastating it is to lose one.
And as for having a degree and majoring in an Assassin, it is a fantastic idea! Although now I wonder how to go about it. Do we just give out diplomas to our patrons who have confessed so many confessions about a particular character? Or do we make this semi-serious and have have term exams? XD Do our patrons have other suggestions? 😉
One thing’s for sure – I can already pinpoint which among our loyal patrons will graduate with honours in their chosen field. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
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Everybody wants more of Connor’s huge assets!! To anyone who reads this, what would you ladies do to get some of that American hotdog?
October 19, 2016Buy one of those Shake Weights and “exercise” with it while he’s in front of me
In case he wants a rather vivid demonstration on how vigorous I’d shake that hotdog ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Errr, I mean, I hear it’s supposed to make your arms all toned and sexy, so anything to keep his eyes on me, right? 😉
~ Signora Paola
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Since I’ve discovered this blog about 3 months ago, my mental state has been much better. Plus having a place where I can freely sin without being judged, I appreciate everything that you guys do. Thank you for everything.
October 19, 2016
Ti ringrazio tanto! And you are very much welcome! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ It’s always heartwarming and delightful to hear that our patrons have found this blog to be helpful (in its own little way) to their lives. I can’t speak for the other moderators, but even though moderating this blog takes some effort it has helped me keep my focus. I have the tendency to get lost in my own thoughts (which are usually very grim) when I’m idle, so I appreciate being kept busy. And this bordello has certainly kept me going! I also mentioned in the past that editing your confessions and even responding to your messages are a respite from my sometimes gruelling work schedules. ♥ So for that, I also thank you and our wonderful patrons for their enthusiasm and their continued support.
Love,
~ Signora Paola
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Holy….. That upshot of Jacob’s ass? It did things to me…. Wonderful…. Things. Is it possible to just get the pic on its own? For…. Science reasons. Yes…. Definitely that…
October 17, 2016I posted two shots of it in my personal journal over here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*clears throat* Enjoy employing the wonders of science in the study of Jacob’s ass, my friend! Anything to get that degree in Bachelor of Science in Jacobology and graduate with flying colours, hmm? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We at DACS University want our students to excel in their chosen field of expertise.
~ Signora Paola (who would’ve graduated summa cum laude on Connorology, but then she shifted degrees and is now laboriously… sweating on the very hard subjects taught in Jacobology)
P.S. Don’t even try asking my dear Claudia because she’s very busy handling her double majors
Truth be told, I’ve always been good at double majors. The amount of theory I then need to put to practice is the real benefit~
~Claudia
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I gotta say, I love your blog and the style you guys answer asks with ❤️ Addio, then!
October 17, 2016
We certainly try to do our best, amico mio! And if we can insert a bit of cheeky dirtiness into it then all the better. ♥
~ Signora Paola