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January 26, 2017

jiruchan:

Sometimes when I reply to messages on @dirtyasscreedsecrets I remember that a couple of the voice actors (and even the developers) visit the blog and would likely read my facepalm-inducing dirty replies. For the briefest moments I reconsider but then my conscience is like

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There is a joke somewhere about having fried potatoes and Jacob but I have no idea what it is. His dick is salty? No, lol.

January 26, 2017

I don’t know about you, but I’d take it to mean that the fried potatoes are a side dish to the main course that is Fryed Jacob. Heck, never mind the potatoes; I don’t need more carbs in my diet anyway. I just need protein, the special kind that only Jacob could provide ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

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I’d just like to say that I adore this blog and all its dirty little sinners…. You bring to life all the naughty things I’d love to do to those gorgeous assassins and I never tire of reading the confessions. Your work is very much appreciated 😉

January 19, 2017

We thank you very much, my friend! As someone who has been editing many of your confessions since 2013 there are those times that I catch myself operating on auto-pilot because a lot of the confessions – which are over 4,000 now! – really do tend to blur together. However, there are those confessions that still leave dirty old me breathless and tingling with anticipation. 😏

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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January 16, 2017

@estel619 that is a very lovely resolution, my friend! We would certainly very much admire and appreciate any patron who would submit a confession for each Assassin and Templar! It will be challenging considering that there’s so many characters, but we do believe you can do it.

(We encourage each and one of you to do so as well!)

And it would be so lovely to have these wonderful voice actors get to sign their favourite confessions! ♥ (Oh, and this makes me wish we can hold a sort of poll for them to vote what their fave confession is. Our incognito status has long been broken, so what’s the point of hiding, hm? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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With that in mind, I have made a new year’s resolution : thinking positive, which means more sinning. I plan to sin much, much, more this year. Love you ladies. You run a fine establishment at the Rosa in Fiore.

January 13, 2017
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We apologise for our late reply! ;^_^ But thank you so much for your kind words, my friend! Indeed, this new year should be greeted with positivity. And, of course, more sinning. ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ We will certainly expect your delightfully sinful confessions, so please do keep them coming. 😉

~ Signora Paola

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January 13, 2017

‘For my 34th birthday (January 13th), my husband has recruited Jacob Frye and Arno Dorian to help celebrate (and help him set up the St. Andrews Cross). They start off of course by blindfolding me and tying me to the cross and taking turns giving me my birthday spankings using one of Arno’s belts. Then starting with my husband, they each take turns having their way with me, the other two masturbating as they watch. It makes for one very happy birthday girl.

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Happy birthday from all of us, my dear! These two fine gentlemen would certainly be a nice birthday gift 😉