Somehow this reminds me of all those “Desmond reliving his ancestors’ sexy times; poor Desmond” confessions. Very awkward. 😬
~ Signora Paola
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Omg I’ve just seen the ask about the ‘package picture’ well I am now deceased 😵 (also, how is it fair that Paul is as damn sexy as Jacob? Hot damn!)
February 3, 2017Truthfully, I am pleased that we’ve got a couple of Jacob confessions inspired by it. Now that is how you inspire sinning. 😏
I’m not sure if you’ve seen the video already, but here it is. That 📦 is a 🎁
~ Signora Paola
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DACS has become a safe haven for me from the stress of the past few weeks, and quite little else cheers me up as much as reading all the delicious, naughty little sins here and on SH – especially the Jacob Frye ones. Now I’m even starting to work up my courage to submit a sin or two, myself… ;) Thank you so much for the amazing work you do, admins ♥
February 2, 2017
We are very happy that our little bordello has helped you get through the past few weeks, my friend! It’s always a pleasure to hear from patrons like you. ♥ This may be the dirtiest Assassin’s Creed blog on Tumblr, but reading wonderful and appreciative comments such as yours assures us that we are doing something right.
Oh, and please do confess your own sins! We welcome new sinners with open arms ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Love,
~ Signora Paola
@thehalodiaries Perhaps next time you submit your Shay confessions, you should do them off-anon. 😉 Because if you don’t, I’m going to assume that every Shay confession we receive is from you. Why not own your own confessions, hmm?
~ Signora Paola
@castielsangel-x indeed. I do like that Mr. Starrick has been getting attention lately. 😎
Anonymous, well… Mr. Frye has over 1,100+ confessions to his name (the next one is Connor at 740+), a fact that Jacob would likely never shut up about
~ Signora Paola
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Not gonna lie, I follow this blog for the sole purpose of reading all of these confessions and losing my shit from laughter, buuuuuuut reading them started warping me into a lowkey sinner (oops)
January 31, 2017Why be a lowkey sinner when you can go all the way and join us and be among our exalted sinners?
While I do understand that you meant his delightfully sturdy body, you’d have to excuse me if I’m also imagining a certain part of him as thick.
~ Signora Paola
Well, they haven’t revealed themselves, but considering that Paul Amos himself outed us in this tweet to not only the two lead writers of AC, but the official AC twitter account… yes, we are certain that they, at the very least, know this bordello exists. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It makes me wonder if the voice actors themselves mention the blog in random conversations with each other. Or if they go, “HAY have you seen this dirty confession about your character lol check it out.”
As I said before, they could be very well watching us now. Smile and wave, everyone.
~ Signora Paola
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I love this tumblr and the people who make it possible (admins and conffesors) You make my days happier and hotter XDDDDDD
January 29, 2017
Grazie mille! We may be the gatekeepers of this bordello, but without your support that gate would’ve been shut for good long ago. ♥ Oh, and I do hope our sinning has inspired you to confess as well. 😉
Love,
~ Signora Paola
Oh, I will, my dear anon! It’s just that work has been draining my creative reserves at the moment. ( ≧Д≦) (And I’m currently in Final Fantasy XV hell during my downtime whoops)
But I am very grateful for your request! Because now I really need to work harder and faster just like Jacob working you on top of a desk huehuehue
~ Signora Paola