You can do it! 😀 We hope you managed to survive 🙂

‘My birthday’s coming up soon (6th May) and all I want is Arno to come pick me up through the window and we’d go on a midnight picnic at the park by Eiffel Tower. And give me the best fuck ever.. teasing and “training” throughout the night. Of course, we’d have wine and sandwiches too.. and a lil birthday cake.’
Confession [@kaveenselvi]
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Joyeux anniversaire from all of us at La Rosa in Fiore! May Monsieur Dorian bless you in your special day

Frankly, if you’ve been here since the height of the Jacob madness (that’ll be sometime October 2015-June 2016) you’d realise that you’d get drunk even before you hit page 2. At our peak, we were posting 12 confessions a day, and more than half of those were Jacob confessions. I remember it was a pain in my ass trying to queue them up properly because I didn’t want the bordello to be All Jacob, All the Time™.
Is it any wonder he reached 1000 confessions by October of last year?

~ Signora Paola
Well, the next time you play AC3, I challenge you to have Connor do this~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),
~ Signora Paola
‘So, my 18th B-day is coming up soon (April 26) and my birthday wish is for both Haytham and Shay to both bend me over and do me hard… Although I most certainly wouldn’t mind a visit from any other assassins or templars that found their way to where Haytham, Shay and I were celebrating…’
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Buon compleanno from all of us at La Rosa in Fiore!

Get ready to savour that templar cake ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Whoever would be up for this, feel free to comment! I will have a lot of freetime over summer and I’d be able to set it up (╭☞♥ᗜ♥)╭☞

(That open shirt though (╭☞♥ᗜ♥)╭☞…)
-Sister Teodora
YAY WELCOME @truefeels-assemble ! 🙂 <3

-Sister Teodora, who thinks she needs to create a kind of a fanclub for Arno lovers (╭☞♥ᗜ♥)╭☞
‘I imagine Altaïr coming back from a long trip. Women were trying to get him to sleep with them so when he came back he was ‘frustrated’. So he found me and fucked the living life out of me.’
