‘I don’t consider my nipples as erogenous. Jacob thinks it’s absurd and has made it his mission to convince me otherwise. He grazes his stubble over the tender skin of my breasts, lightly brushing it against my nipples. Then he runs his nose along the curve and breathes over my hardening nipples. By the time he starts using his tongue I’m shaking. And when he delicately brushes his teeth over them? God, I’m so close to coming!’
To our valued patrons,
We are very pleased to inform you that our ask box is ready to accept your sins once again ✺◟( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)◞✺
Happy sinning!

~ Signora Paola
Because he’s the king of dirty confessions I can’t help but imagine an AU where Jacob is the highest-ranking incubus with all the other characters as his minions. Instead of giving you erotic dreams and draining you while you’re asleep, they live among us pretending to be people. They seduce and prey on the willing, taking them to new sexual heights, but only make sure to do it once per person because they don’t want to establish any kind of bonds. These poor people would be somewhat deprived after, not being able to feel that amazing kind of sexual high from other people. They’d be able to move on, have new relationships, even get married, but a part of them would always look back. Most of them would even dream about their incubii lovers every now and then.
But to be the prey of Jacob, the master incubus? You might as well say goodbye to any semblance of stability from your life. You knew there was something off about him and something within you warned to stay away, but can you ever hope to resist those hazel eyes that seemed to *just know* what you were thinking, or that rich masculine scent that got more addicting the more you spent time with him, or that smooth velvety voice that sent shivers down your spine and made your knees weak?
You knew the sex would be spectacular, but you had no idea just how much. When he made you first come with his fingers, you knew you were fucked. When you came 8 times (or was it 10?) with his dick inside you, you knew you were well and truly fucked. You wanted *more* even though you were exhausted. He was all too-willing to accept your request, gaining power every time you had an orgasm. He only stopped when a particularly intense orgasm knocked you out cold.
Jacob, despite being a ravenous incubus who drained your energy every time you had an orgasm, would become concerned of your well-being. He did drain much of your energy. So, instead of leaving you behind after the first night, he’d stay and make sure you’d rest and recuperate enough. Problem is, that one day became two days.
Then it became three. Four. Five.
Plenty of time to really get to know each other. By the fifth day, you were well-rested and really wanted to have sex with him again. This time, he was the one who couldn’t resist. A single night turned into several nights.
What was that rule again about an incubus only having sex with a prey once so no bonds would be established?
Well. Fuck.
Original edit [natural eyes, red eyes]
I had a LOT of fun writing this confession and making the edit. ‘Tis a little different from the many incubus/demon!Jacob edits I’ve done in the past primarily because I used older Jacob 😏
~ Signora Paola
Just want to agree with the anon about the amount of work Signora Paola does for the blog! I salute you! You’re just amazing! 👍🏼
September 10, 2017On behalf of my dear sister, Signora Paola, I thank you for your kind words and most importantly, for your never-ending support. I agree with you that her efforts had done tremendously for the Bordello. Afterall, we of the Rosa in Fiore, aim to please ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
However, the success of this Bordello won’t be possible without your undying support. And for all that support, we are eternally grateful.

– Annetta <3
i can’t stop watching the gif you just posted of our stripper boy’s bootyful butt, please take my phone away
September 10, 2017Oh, my dear Anon. I know how you feel. And for some kind of odd reason, the introduction music for Marvin Gaye’s Let’s Get It On plays in my mind.
So, are we expecting more Desmond confessions soon?

– Annetta
Remember this link shared to us? Well, there’s more where that came from. Thanks to a very chirpy bird, we’ve seen the trailer and more gifs. But I think you all want to see a very specific one

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There are several stripper!AU confessions, but we don’t mind receiving more (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
I feel like Signora Paola would be able to teach Jacob a lot about making love to a woman. She’d tell him where to touch and how to apply just the right amount of pressure to her throbbing clit. And his already expert skill with his tongue would delight her. When it comes to the sex, she would definitely be in charge, only allowing him to go rough when she demands it. And Jacob would totally love being her sub and having her making him cum like no-one else. I think he’d thoroughly enjoy his time with our sinful madam 😉
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By @swiggle-muffin who wrote the confession and @jezsiema, who did the edit for the beloved Signora Paola
Paola Picture Credit: envydream.blogspot.com
Oh, indeed, I have so many things to teach my tesoro, such as being on his knees to serve

Or being a good boy while waiting for me (NSFW image). When my work here at the bordello becomes too grueling, I know my cucciolo will help me unwind and recharge. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ti ringrazio tanto for this confession, my dears! (‘∀’●)♡ It feels so nice to be appreciated, especially a few days to my birthday. ♥
Love,
~ Signora Paola
“Now imagine your favourite Assassin/Templar doing things to you with one hand while they’re browsing the blog and reading out loud all of the sins done in their name. 😏~ Signora Paola” OH GOD, YOU CAN’T–, HNNNGGHHHHH, I lost it, this is waaaayyyy too much for my fragile mind, but yet I can’t stop thinking about it. Thank you Signora Paola for making my day! :D
September 8, 2017You’re very much welcome, dear anon. I hope that little quote inspires you to sin and confess it to us

~ Signora Paola
EXCUSE MY EXCITEDNESS, BUT I JUST HEARD THE AUDIO OF PAUL AMOS AND ACTUALLY EXCLAIMED OUT LOUD. thank you for blessing my life with that
September 8, 2017
Frankly? I’ve heard those audio clips a gazillion several times and I still have the same reaction. Every. Single. Time.

~ Signora Paola
Not a confession, I’d just like to admire how easy it is to type this blog’s url with one hand ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
September 8, 2017
Now imagine your favourite Assassin/Templar doing things to you with one hand while they’re browsing the blog and reading out loud all of the sins done in their name. 😏
~ Signora Paola



