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December 31, 2017

‘My 26th birthday is coming up on December 31st, and I would love nothing than for Desmond to forgo one of the biggest money making days of the year for bartenders to be my personal one. As we draw closer to 2018 I decide to show my appreciation with a “ Special Tip” of my own. Once he’s satisfied we will ring in the new year with a wild and passionate romp that is drowned out by our intoxicated neighbors. Those skilled hands, once serving me, now ringing an entirely different New year’s bell.’

Confession [@madamegothicka]
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Happy birthday, dear! Don’t keep Desmond waiting on your special day~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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December 30, 2017

I’m definitely going to hell for this because my mind is completely in the gutter, but I would die happy if I were in a Jacob Frye/Nyx Ulric sandwich cause both these fandom have ruined me. They are both daddy material and wouldn’t have them any other way!

Confessed by @thepandadrawer

I might join you as well, my dear, if Hell is populated by hotties like these guys. Heck, I wouldn’t mind being in an orgy! However, I am also smitten by somebody from the Final Fantasy fandom but he is a Crownsguard… Psst, the Prince’s Shield, to be exact. 

I have been blaming Ubisoft and Square Enix for my expectation of men. So, I know how you feel about both fandoms. 

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And isn’t it wonderful? :3 I look forward to more confessions from you, Sister! 

~ Annetta <3 

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December 25, 2017

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May you be filled with your favourite assassin/templar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)–err, we mean, may your Christmas be filled with love and joy!

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Let us also take this opportunity to reblog our holiday-themed confessions from last year. We apologise we aren’t able to do holiday-themed confessions this year ahead of time because we’ve been all very busy. ;^^

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December 23, 2017

As a Shay lover myself, I am most pleased with this good news! Keep the Shay confessions coming, dearest patron(s)! ;D

~ Assistant Nellie ♥

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December 20, 2017

‘It’s my birthday on the 19th of December, and all I want is to be tag teamed by Jacob, Vex and Cal Lynch. Just let them do whatever they want to me….’

Confession [@estel619]

From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore, buon compleanno! And it’s great to hear from you again! ❤️

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I know it’s only been a couple of months but I’ve been so stressed out moving into my own house and with work. But I’m happy to be back on here! Loving everyone’s confessions. I’ve missed you guys. ❤️

December 17, 2017

It’s great to hear from you, my dear! We missed you (and your Starrick confessions)! 😘 You’d be happy to know that in your absence the lovely @catzdoe has been showing much Starrick love 😏

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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I think it’s nice how even though these assassins are amazingly fit and in tip-top physical form, their bodies are not over-sexualized with rock-hard abs and huge muscles. I daresay that Jacob and Bayek in all their muscle-y goodness still look soft and a bit squishy. Not exactly dirty, but I just wanted to say this. 👍

December 17, 2017

Hmmm, indeed~

Having gone to the gym for over a year – and being very serious with it for the past 7 months now – I can say with certainty that those much drooled-over rock hard abs are overrated. Sure, they’re nice to look at (if that’s your sort of thing), but they are not a good indication of health and strength. One needs a very low amount of body fat for those muscles to show, so at some point it becomes unhealthy to maintain that kind of physique all year round.

It makes me really appreciate what Ubisoft is doing with these fictional men. They’re very fit, but their bodies are, shall we say, “attainable,” and not something that could actually be easy to exaggerate with Photoshop and Instagram filters.

~ Signora Paola

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December 15, 2017

‘Thank you Ubisoft for giving us Towel!Bayek, Fight Club!Frye Twins, Athos Duel Shirt!Arno, Spear Fishing!Edward and ToKW!Ratonhnhaké:ton … all this generous fan service is great for the imagination, and making it a lot easier to think up sweet sinful confessions!’

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Oh, yes, praise be to Ubisoft indeed. 🙌🙏🛐

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December 15, 2017

Sexy Jacob collage pt.2, featuring daddy Jacob… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Molte grazie for this wonderful gift, @iceplatinum! The only man that probably rates higher than Jacob in the sinful scale is 40-year-old Jacob. 😏

~ Signora Paola

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December 13, 2017

Molte grazie for your very kind message, dear @grumpyassassin! Your delicious sins nourish us certainly, but knowing that our bordello and hard work is appreciated makes everything worthwhile. （*´▽｀*）

Love,
~ Signora Paola