‘The things I’d let Arno do to me are honestly too sinful for this blog.’
Oh, my dearest anon~
This bordello has always had front row seats to the dirtiest fantasies in the AC fandom. The confessions right now may be a little tame, but I assure you – if you look back long enough in our archives, you’d find endless goldmines of smut ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It’s my 30th on Aug 22nd and I’m so not ready for it 😭 I think a threesome with Aleck Bell and Shaun Hastings would soften the pain 😉😉
Confessed by @sazula
Happy 30th Birthday, dearie! Being 30 is not too bad, just embrace it! Afterall, age is just a number! Have a good one!
From all of us here!
‘For my birthday on August 20 I want Jacob to treat me like a queen. First he would put on a strip show for me and then he would eat me out in a way he never has before.’
Buon compleanno from all of us at La Rosa in Fiore, dearest anon! We are certain Jacob is very happy to put on a show for you~
I’m afraid we’re going to fluster our dearest anon even before they set foot in France ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
That is just how we roll, my dearest.
~ Signora Paola (who may or may not have imagined being swept off of her feet by a Connor look-alike when she first went to the US *coughs*)
Who knows, maybe you’d find an Arno look-alike who would sweep you off your feet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I’m sure il mio fratello would enjoy having a make out session with you, amore. However, I’m certain he would also enjoy doing some… other things to you as well.
~Claudia
‘Hello, I’m a rather chubby young lady, on the brink of turning 20, whose body is rather well endowed in the breast and behind areas looking to work here. Would a woman of my body type be able to work here? Especially to learn how to please Connor Kenway?’
Confession [@snowgirl15-love]
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Bodies of all shapes and sizes are most welcome here, my dear. We do not discriminate, and we are certain that Connor would very much appreciate your assets. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘For my birthday (June 2nd) I want to spend it making love in the River
Valley with Shay after we had a long voyage. The Morrigan is fine and
glorious, but my wish is to have only the two of us alone in the wilds
away from the war. Oh captain, my captain!’
[X] | Confessed by: @jeweledfaith
Mio caro, Happy Birthday! We, the ladies of the Bordello, hope you have a lovely day! I’m certain Signore Cormac would be delighted to… accompany you on this day. ~Claudia
A delicious view wouldn’t you agree?
That is a very inspiring view indeed. I need a better look
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